open ♔ august castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time during August [back and forward dated]
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of this month.  Because not everyone is into parties, ok.  

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt. ]

Comments

[meta]

[Hey guess who's coming out of retirement again JUST FOR YOU. It's everybody's favorite merc with a mouth!

Who is now pointing a gun at David's head. idk where they are either so I'm gonna say the castle bowling alley. It seems appropriate.]

Who are you and where did you get that face?

[It's kind of hard to tell through the red and black mask and the hideous face-obscuring scarring but DUN DUN DUN FACETWINS.]

[generaldavideus]

[Holy shit that's a gun at his head. He raises his hands slowly, staring at Deadpool like he's insane.

Probably because he is.]

I ... was born with it?

[meta]

Were you really? Because it looks a lot like the face someone else was born with. Someone pointing a gun at your head.

[generaldavideus]

[His eyes widen a bit.]

I swear, this face is mine.

[meta]

Oh yeah?

[He rips off his mask to reveal... um...]

Who's face is it now? Huh?

[generaldavideus]

[staaaaaaaaaares at him some more as he is really confused.]

... Still ... mine?

[meta]

[Deadpool is done listening to David's clearly ridiculous protestations. Now he's just staring.]

It's like looking into a mirror...

[generaldavideus]

[ ... wow, crazy. David's going to take a big step back now.]

Right. Just like it.

[meta]

[Deadpool stares at him long and hard, thinking over all the options carefully. Two fictional characters portrayed by the same actor? No, that's impossible. Ryan Reynolds would never betray him like that. Except for Green Lantern. Stupid, stupid Green Lantern. Let's see him fight off these yellow text boxes! Ha! Can't touch this!

Oh, he should probably stop the awkward staring while he inner monologues.]

All right. I've had an in depth discussion with myself, and come up the only possible solution.

[He suddenly grins ghoulishly throwing open his arms with the gun still in it.]

You must be my long lost twin brother!

[Yeah, he's coming in for a hug.]

[generaldavideus]

[Oh dear god why is this his life. Sadly his veil memories of his real family are a little fuzzy so he can't even deny whether or not this is true beyond a shadow of a doubt.]

... Really?

[meta]

[Before Deadpool can actually reach David, he pauses, and puts a finger to David's lips.]

Cliffhanger. Gotta wait til next issue.

[And then he. Backs away. Creepily.]

[generaldavideus]

[ .............. Yeah, David is just going to walk so fast he's practically running in the opposite direction.

What IS this place.]