debriefing ♔ in the emptiness there's a solution | just look within yourself for absolution

[nepotism]

♬ locking up the sun- poets of the fall

WHO || Wynn, Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Gar, Archer, Des, Vi, Rafael, Fred Jr., Dumage, Mark, Rocket, open! [Closed]
WHAT || Andres Mission Debrief & Aftermath
WHERE || Knights HQ, lobby etc.
WHEN || September 18th [forward dated*]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.

There are plenty of missions that return to the castle a success - most of them, even. The defeated air of the solemn group that returns from their diplomatic mission to Andres Isle to hear the demands of dictator Dimitris Sarandis makes it quite clear that this wasn't one of those.

Starting with Sarandis' actual demands - for all Knights to withdraw from Andres under penalty of death, or for Wynn to offer his own head in return for Thomas' safe return - and ending with the unexpected, disturbing confession from Kat that she intended to stay behind on the island because she had "fallen in love with" the dictator, the events of the island made it very clear that Sarandis was cannily playing his hand to get the Knights where he wanted them.

Fred Jr. shoves open the doors with his unnatural strength, stalking in ahead of the group into the lobby. Whoever's on desk duty isn't going to have to roll a high wisdom check to see that these people are pissed... and distraught... and a myriad of other emotions on the bad end of the scale.

*I am changing the date of the briefing log and Andres log/live session to have taken place in September, to avoid us being in backdated hell forever, and to allow for a September squiring ceremony before apps are closed. Carry on... in the future!

Comments

[godblessyou]

Well, there's always sex. It's like booze, but without the hangover! And with more sweat.

[Taradiddle tilts her head back, stirring her drink with the straw.]

I guess booze could get sweaty if you were drinking it somewhere hot. Like a sauna.

[theshameofcain]

Why would you be drinking booze in a sauna. [3... 2...1.. and Bambi chokes on her vodka collins.]

Oh Christ on a Saltine, I'm gonna die a virgin. It just hit me.

[godblessyou]

You're a virgin? [Taradiddle's mouth opens and she turns around, touching Bambi's knee sympathetically.] That's terrible!! Look, it's not too late! You can have sex tonight!

[theshameofcain]

Mostly. It's one of those complicated Christian girl loophole things, except it was less about wanting to please God with an intact hym- OKAY. STOPPING THAT SENTENCE.

[Breathe Bambi breathe.] I can't just OK Cupid some local for a one-night stand because I'm getting drafted. They'll just get all... mopey or needy. Or possibly anti-feminist about girls on the battlefield.

[godblessyou]

[Tardiddle frowns.] Well, what about anal and oral? Like that has nothing to do with the hymen. And anyway, it's not like the hymen always stays in tact without sex, like is the god of Christianity oppose to exercise?

[IT MAKES NO SENSE.]

And you could always sleep with another knight. Like me! You could sleep with me.

[I rolled a charm check for that and got a 21 so apparently her enthusiasm is really sexy. Maybe she arches her back to make her boobs pop out or something.]

[theshameofcain]

I've had oral! [Oh wait. She shouldn't yell that.] And I don't know. I'm sort of indifferent to the whole religion thing and-

[wait. what.

LOL she rolled a... six on her will save, so she's probably looking right at her rack right now or something.]

Are you just saying that because I'm super pitiful? I mean, I know we've had this conversation before and it really upped my mood, don't get me wrong, but I am being ungodly pathetic right now.

[godblessyou]

Obviously not. Pitiful's not a turn on at all. I want to sleep with you cause I like you and it'd be fun! [Diplomacy 17.] ...it might still be a lot of oral, though. I mean, I've heard about some spells that could... but I don't know them, so it's not like I've got the right equipment. Well, I do, but it's made of plastic.

[theshameofcain]

[dead staring.]

I'm okay with oral.

[You waited so many days for that tag. Oh my God. Anyway, Bambi's just gonna stand up, because maybe if they stop talking about it, she won't change her mind. Sex would just be really great right now. So great. No thinking needed.]

I'm okay with the plastic equipment too, but maybe not on the first date... Not that it's a date. I think dates involve dinner first. Or less impending war.

[godblessyou]

I have food in my room. We could have dinner. [A beat. She considers the state of her room.] Or we could stop by the kitchens and then go to your room!

[theshameofcain]

Is it still dinner if I just want to eat my weight in cookies?

[They are such classy people...]

[godblessyou]

Yes, definitely. There's a lot of nutrition in cookies. [She tugs on Bambi's hand, bouncing off towards the kitchen.] Cookies and booze! Dinner of champions.

[theshameofcain]

Hey, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna have a night I can look back on and think, "I lived an okay life."

[So yes. Cookies and booze. AND SEX. She even laughs a little- an honest, genuine laugh, because she's kind of excited.]

[godblessyou]

Um, excuse you. It's gonna be a fantastic life if this is the night you're thinking of. [Hooray, look, it's the kitchen. Taradiddle shoves a chair over to the counter so she can clamber up and look into the cabinets for cookies.]

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi would offer to help, but she's like 5'2 and Taradiddle looks like she's got it.] Don't oversell it, T. We're probably out of Oreos.

[She kids. She kids.]

[godblessyou]

Maybe... depends how good you are at looking... [Search 22. She pulls out a box of Oreos triumphantly.] Ha!

[theshameofcain]

[She pumps an arm in the air.] Now it's a party.

[A sexy oreo party.] C'mon. My room's this way.

[godblessyou]

[She grabs an oreo and stuffs it in her mouth as she hops off the counter.] Let's do this.

[theshameofcain]

[AH YEAH, HEADING TO BAMBI'S ROOM, which is... impeccably clean. Despite her sloppy dress habits, she appears to keep that shit on lock in her living space. Also enjoy her weird black and white photograph of a naked man's torso hanging over her bed.]

Here we are. Home, sweet squire pad.

[godblessyou]

[Oh, Tdiddle enjoys. As soon as the door is closed, she is going to jump up and wrap around Bambi and make-out times are now. (jump 14, dex NAT 20 this is the best fucking kiss Bambi has ever had).]

[theshameofcain]

[O-OH. Bambi got a 22 reflex save to not fall over and keep a hold of Taradiddle's tiny frame, despite being surprised as shit, so that's hot. Her dex is only 10, so... she's pretty average at this making out thing. It's like a nerd making out with a porn star or something over here.]

[godblessyou]

[TARADIDDLE'S PRETTY ENTHUSIASTIC Bambi's awkward tongue doesn't seem to bother her much. After a little while she breaks the kiss and starts trying to get Bambi's shirt off, but considering it's under her, she pretty quickly gives up and unfastens her grey cloak instead before divesting herself of her own shirt.]

Bed maybe?

[theshameofcain]

Bed sounds great. [Bambi's a little breathless okay. She ~romantically~ carries Taradiddle over to her bed and tries to get her shoes off as she goes, but... it doesn't work out well for her (dex crit fail, because I TRIED TO ROLL AGAIN TO SEE IF HER FEET WORK BETTER THAN HER TONGUE AND NO THEY DO NOT), and she ends up losing her balance, toppling backwards onto the floor.]

Or the floor. [She winces.] Jesus.

[godblessyou]

Kinky. [And I feel like it's a good time for the actual sex rolls so

str: 7
dex: 11
fort: ...1 (with mods, not crit fail)
wis: 5
cha: 10

So as far as sex goes.

Um.

Best Bambi's ever had?]

[theshameofcain]

[AW YEAH.

str 3
dex 12
fort ...16, wow.
wis 8
cha .....NAT 20?????

So more accurately, it was apparently the best sex Tdiddle ever had.]

Wow. [Bambi blows her mussed hair out of her face, lying on the floor surrounded by clothes.] I didn't think I had that in me.

[godblessyou]

[Man they were kind of flopping around like dead fish with those str and wis scores and with that crit fail fort save Taradiddle probably did not manage to orgasm herself or something but wow she's still kind of staring at this goddess of sex that is Bambi. Superficially at least.]

Wow. You should not wear clothes more often. It brings out your boobs.