party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[pathology]

[astrid basically glomps lila like this is an anime convention and she is a nerd with no social boundaries. but it's ok bcuz IT'S HER BIRTHDAY. also she looks like this except with her real hair. why would u dress as a redhead when you're a redhead otherwise ok.]

It's SO great!! I love everything!! Thank you so much!!!

[bittersweeter]

[ omg wow. lila yelps in surprise, nearly dropping her drink, but astrid's delight is as infectious as hpv so she can't help laughing either. ]

De rien. Happy birthday.

[pathology]

Ugh, this is like, exactly what I needed. I love it so much. Do you want to do shots?

[bittersweeter]

Sure. I'm basically the best, it's true. [ see icon, that is happening. ]

[pathology]

[while they're flouncing to the bar, it occurs to astrid that —] Oh my god, we totally missed your birthday while we were in the time warp!

[bittersweeter]

Yup.

[ that's it. just yup. yup you missed my birthday and no one said anything :'( y'all shitty friends. get out. ]

What do you want to drink?

[pathology]

Champagne. [NO BACK TO THE FIRST THING.] I'm sorry! We should have like ... another party. For you.

[bittersweeter]

I thought you wanted to do shots.

[ /IGNORING. ]

[pathology]

OH! Yeah! Tequila!

[bittersweeter]

[ groooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssss. but she snags one of the bottles. it looks like it could double as a weapon, which is the only reason she allowed it. plus the color matches her theme. and it's sparkles. ]

Grab the shot glasses. [ while she wrenches it open. teamwork. ]

[pathology]

[she is on it. poof, shot glasses.] Do you want something else? I thought you like, hated tequila.

[bittersweeter]

It's not my favorite. [ pouring the shots weeeeeeeeeee. ]

[pathology]

Don't drink stuff you don't like on my account.

[bittersweeter]

It's your birthday. And I already poured it. [ she slides astrid's over. ]

[pathology]

I can drink both of yours and you can get a shot of something else. I'm older than you, I can take it.

[bittersweeter]

Fine. [ she's not too fussed, okay, she just pours herself a shot of vodka. naturally. burning her taste buds away. once it's poured, she lifts it. ]

To you. Happy birthday.

[pathology]

Yay!! [and then she does both her shots like a baws.]

[bittersweeter]

[ gonna get shitfaced y'all. she laughs as astrid tosses both of hers back, doing her own in a less effusive manner. ]

[pathology]

Woooooo! [white girl whoos. never stops. for the rest of the night.] Thanks Lila! I love you so much!

[bittersweeter]

[ she erupts into laughter. ] Uh-huh, love you too.

[pathology]

[then she spots ... idk, adam.] Oh, there's Adam! I have to yell at him! Bye!