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[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[pathology]

[as soon as she sees mars, she pretty much squees and makes a beeline over to him] Mars! Iiiii love your costume!

[charismapotion]

[ he grinned as the birthday girl made her way over. He looked very pleased whens he complimented him.] You look amazing too! Happy Birthday!

[ Lets be real, every boys first crush is Jessica Rabbit.]

[pathology]

Danke! [he even gets a hug. but she's delicate, ok, because she doesn't want to ruin his makeup.] Did you bring Venus? [JUST CHECKING.]

[charismapotion]

Your welcome, Astrid! I couldn't not come, I love halloween and you're too awesome not to come see. I left your presents with the rest.

[ The hug was returned, carefully as well. Cause that make up may be well done but its cheap and smeers easily.] Nope, I left her with a kitten sitter for the night. She is not happy but it seemed a better idea.

[pathology]

Danke! [she scrunches her nose thoughtfully while thinking about his kitty.] I bet she was like, so excited to see you again after Germany, wasn't she?

[charismapotion]

[ He smiled and nodded.]

Oh yeah, she can be kind of adorable like that. Though I think she missed Adam more when he was gone. He is usually her sitter and whenever he's gone she's a lot more moody. Complicated companion she is. Anytime you want you can stop and see her. She does love the company.

[pathology]

Cats are so cute. I've never had one officially, but there was a stray cat who hung out near the apartment I used to live that I would feed and play with. He was really sweet, I named him Felix.

[charismapotion]

Like Felix the cat? [ He shifted his eyes side to side, to try and mimic the old clocks.]

Venus was a gift from my grandmother. [ He smiled just a bit, though it was a sad smile. He didn't offer to explain why he seemed down a moment, he just forced himself to smile.] Hey, you know what. I think there is a pet store around here. If you want sometime I could take you down there, cat's are great pets.

[pathology]

[she claps her hands together, pleased that he got the reference to her cat's name.] YES! Exactly! [and then she pauses to consider something as he suggests the petshop.] Do you know if cats get along with raccoons...?

[charismapotion]

That's so cool. [ He smiled at her before thinking a moment.]

Umm, I'm not sure, but I know dogs and cats can if their raised together. If it doesn't work, I can take care of the cat for you its no big deal.

[ Venus will be a mad cat, she will.]

[pathology]

It's just, my squire is a raccoon, and I like hanging out with him, so if I get a cat, I want them to be able to get along, right?

[charismapotion]

Wait, your squire is a raccoon? That's awesome!

[ Someone's late to the party here.] I wouldn't see a problem, if he talks ask if he likes cats maybe?

[pathology]

Yeah! He's kind of psycho, but in a cool way. I like his spunk. When he's not like, mauling Adam. But yeah, I can ask. Oh my god, I could make Youtube videos of them being friends!

[charismapotion]

You know you can make some good money off cute cat videos. And a racoon is sure to get more hits too! You could make an internet sensation.

[pathology]

Totally!! [she claps her hands together, so pleased.] People love videos of different animals getting along. I love videos of different animals getting along. It's so niche.

[charismapotion]

Sounds like you just found a plan. [ He giggles of all things, clearly amused by it all.] Just let me know whenever and like I said I'll go with, and Venus can meet the kitten too.

[pathology]

I'm so on it. And you can have ... five percent.

[charismapotion]

[ He laughed some then and nodded.]

Sounds like a plan. [ He made enough here to send back home, so a little more spending money would be awesome if it worked.]

Well, happy birthday, I shouldn't keep you from your party.

[pathology]

Sure. Auf wiedersehen! [complete with a wave.] Don't have too much fun! Or do, I don't care.