party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[lurings]

[ what if abigail just sneaked over and hid behind alex to get away from the loads of people? it's not like he's going to mind. ]

There's an Air Force base a half hour from the town I grew up in.

[ she smiles up at him in her adorable mouse outfit. mousefit. ]

[ambitionist]

[he makes a face.] And my apartment building had mice. Hey, kid.

[theminotaur]

Hi. [ she smiles because she didn't have to defend her costume to alex and that's great. ]

Rats the size of small dogs? Or the dormice we had in my backyard.

[ambitionist]

New York, what do you think? One of the thrills of city living.

[lurings]

[ she makes a face. ]

I'll take the dormice. They're cuter.

[ambitionist]

Yeah, like you. [/smooth.]

[lurings]

[ huff. oh. that was nice. her nose wrinkles, but she seems pleased by the compliment, clasping her hands together in front of her. ]

Thanks.

[ambitionist]

[kisses her on the cheek aw yea so smooth B) ] Are you into this Halloween crap?

[lurings]

Not especially. Astrid's like a bulldog though, she wouldn't have let me say no. [ so abigail did not try. it reminds her of marissa, anyway. ]

[ambitionist]

Yeah? I don't even know her, I just came because Lila told me to. Guess she planned all this.

[lurings]

Letting girls boss you around is like your hobby, isn't it? First your sisters, now Lila.

[ and abigail probably. ]

[ambitionist]

[such a lemon face.] My sisters never bossed me around.

[r u sure tho]

[lurings]

[ disbelieving eyebrows are disbelieving. ]

[ambitionist]

Well, they didn't.

[not ... his little ones.... most of the time....]

[lurings]

[ shrug. ] Okay.

[ambitionist]

[shrugs back.] Are you having a good time, at least?

[lurings]

Bickering with Astrid is pretty fun usually.

[ambitionist]

Sounds like a healthy friendship to me.

[lurings]

I'm not sure it's really a friendship. More like friendly acquaintances.

[ambitionist]

Well, work on the friend thing. Like we talked about.

[lurings]

Okay, Dad. [ :D still being a brat about it. ]

[ambitionist]

Watch it, I'm gonna call the exterminator on you.

[lurings]

[ she wrinkles her nose, which is fucking precious with her painted on whiskers. so adorable. ]

That's just mean.

[ambitionist]

I'm mean, I don't know what you were expecting.

[lurings]

[ she gives him a playful shove. ]

Think we've been here long enough to go watch Burn Notice?