Well bless my stars and stripes! It's the man, the legend, the dorito! And hey, the Chris trifecta is complete!
[The man who approaches him looks a lot like this. Exactly like that actually, including the red mask. Unlike that image, he does have a lower half, and surprise! It is clothed. He leans forward and raises a hand to whisper conspiringly:]
Shh, don't tell anyone I told you about the third Chris. I think that technically hasn't happened yet.
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[The man who approaches him looks a lot like this. Exactly like that actually, including the red mask. Unlike that image, he does have a lower half, and surprise! It is clothed. He leans forward and raises a hand to whisper conspiringly:]
Shh, don't tell anyone I told you about the third Chris. I think that technically hasn't happened yet.