party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[felidity]

Okay. [ she sounds a tiny bit dubious, but just goes with it because she can't think of a decent argument against it right now. ]

[felidity]

I'm sorry, I'm not very good at... um. Feeling.

[slay]

[ With all the dubious patience tempered with condescension that she might have for Andrew, Buffy folds her arms over her chest and arches her eyebrows, tongue pressed to the inside of her cheek. This all might be more jarring if she didn't ... hear it from a goddess, demonstrate demigod-tier super powers, meet Robin out of the fucking blue, and then already have her existential crisis over Faith replacing her. As it stands, this is just ... kind of funny. ]

Oh really?

[allaboutme]

Really. I thought Faith was in a coma anyway, but whatever.

So you're on that million year old mission, right?

[slay]

Four, but yeah. [ She still doesn't even know this girl's name like ? ? ?? ok. ]

[ambitionist]

Whaaaaat? She got that one, so maybe she was trying to come onto you or something? Is that what you want me to say?

[ambitionist]

[he kisses the top of her head.] C'mon. It's okay.

[allaboutme]

That's not like, going to take another four years, right? Because my boyfriend's on that mission now and I kind of like seeing him more than once a year.

[felidity]

I've decided... [ she steps back and uses the bottle she's still holding to point at him. ] That I'm going to go outside. And run around. In the grass.

[slay]

... Your boyfriend? [ She's like ok not Archer because he got kicked off. Not Spike, based on the way Cordelia was talking about him. Not Mark for sure. Des is married, and everyone else is a woman, so. ] ... Steve?

[hacker]

That's what I'm trying to figure out!

[ambitionist]

Fuck if I know!

[allaboutme]

Well, yeah. [ OBVIOUSLY. somehow?? ? ]

[ambitionist]

[he just stares lmao.] ... I'll go with you. [and make sure you don't run into the woods. or fall over and choke in ur own vomit.]

[felidity]

[ she huffs. ] No, you're slow because you smoke.

[ambitionist]

The fuck? Excuse you! [SO OFFENDED. for a second]

[felidity]

It's true! If I go outside and sit quietly can I sit quietly alone?

[ambitionist]

[he just sighs.] I guess. But I better not find you passed out on the lawn.

[felidity]

I promise. [ and she makes a break for the door. ]

[hacker]

You know her better than anyone!

[beatupgrass]

[well at least she didn't use the "v" word.]

Who talks, drinks high-end liquor, and blows shit up on occasion, so watch your mouth.

[beatupgrass]

I can tell you right now, it's real d'ast hard to lightly shoot someone with a plasma rifle.

[THEY HAVE STUN SETTINGS ROCKET!!!!!!]

[slay]

Yeah, no offense, but you can count on it getting worse before it gets better. This isn't a walk in the park, pull a kitten out of a tree mission, but Wynn's not exactly enlisting the unwilling into it either. If Steve doesn't want to keep helping us—and honestly, after what I saw in the round table room, that's entirely possible—he doesn't have to.

[allaboutme]

Excuse you? Wasn't this one of the only times your little team even came back with a win? Because I'm betting not a coincidence.

[slay]

[ It's a good thing it's so easy not to take whoever this person is seriously, because Buffy just ... tightens her forced smile and lets that one wash off her back. ]

You're misunderstanding me. It's not that I don't think Wynn will invite him back on the team. It's that I don't think Steve does well with the team. He didn't seem to like the way we do things.