party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[ambitionist]

Maybe, but I don't know that!

[ambitionist]

You better! [he calls after her like oh u crazy kid.]

[pathology]

I think kneecaps count as lightly.

[allaboutme]

You mean the part where you had a guy just setting police on fire?

[slay]

Wow. Your brain doesn't even slow down a little before it pushes words out your mouth, does it?

[allaboutme]

So you're saying that didn't happen? [ she folds her arms across her chest, raising her eyebrows like yeah go ahead and deny it ]

[hacker]

Well that is not helpful!

[slay]

I'm saying Wynn handled it, and beyond that, it's none of your business.

[ambitionist]

Do I look like Will Smith? Are you Kevin James? Are we in Hitch? No? I didn't think so.

[allaboutme]

Pretty sure that's everyone's business when any one of us could wind up in the field with someone like that. And it's definitely my business when someone I care about is.

[hacker]

The whole point of Hitch was for Will Smith to get the girl and stop that PUA bullshit. [ GOD, ALEX. ]

[slay]

Archer's not on the field with anyone anymore. Like I said. Wynn handled it.

[ambitionist]

Good thing that, like I just fuckin' said, our lives are not that movie.

[allaboutme]

Well, good. So Steve shouldn't have a reason to leave. He's not a quitter.

[slay]

I thought you didn't want him on this mission?

[ do u even know what u want ? ? ?? ? because at this point buffy is sure it's limited to "being a contrary bitch." ]

[hacker]

Yeah, because I am not paying you for standard friend behavior. The drink was for going above and beyond. Once. Speaking of which, is Lila always such an asshole about gratitude?

[ambitionist]

What do you mean?

[hacker]

I tried to thank her for what she did, considering that potion probably saved my life, but she blew me off. Said I should be thanking you since she hadn't meant it for me in the first place. Even after I told her I'd already gotten it clear with you.

Which is even setting aside the whole Zero thing.

[allaboutme]

I said I don't want him gone forever. Ideally, that means you guys actually wrapping things up eventually. But if anyone can help turn things around, I'm sure he's the guy.

He's like, an actual superhero.

[slay]

[ buffy stares into the camera like it's the office. ]

You don't say.

[ oh my god what is it about white boys ? ?? ? ? ? ]

[ambitionist]

That's ... Lila. [he takes a deep breath and stares down into his drink for a moment like oh man how do u even describe lila zacharov-gray.] She can be really catty sometimes. God forbid anyone think she's nice except for the like, three designated people she's given permission to. I dunno, I think she's just really ... Russian.

[hacker]

Boy that really clears it up. [ Skye sighs. ] Remind me to never go to Russia. Geez.

[ambitionist]

I wouldn't recommend it. It's a shithole, besides the emotional repression thing. There's a reason my grandparents were like man, fuck this shit, we're out.

[hacker]

By that warrant, I should assume that since my parents or grandparents or whoever bailed on China at some point, there's nothing of value there and just never go.

[ambitionist]

I wouldn't say that. You can still go, and then discover China's merits or lack thereof for yourself.