party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[supertardiness]

Yeah, I guess we'll have to see. If anything, it's kind of like normal human endurance ... I just have to build it back up again.

[hacker]

Training for superspeed? I mean, the treadmill might not be the best bet, but I bet we could set up a circuit around the grounds.

[supertardiness]

Probably. Or there might be an abandoned airstrip nearby I can use.

[It's worked in the past, at least.]

Mostly I've just been running to and from London.

[hacker]

To and from— [ what. that's an hour drive. ] How long does that take you?

[supertardiness]

About a half hour one way? Probably faster if I really pushed myself, but if I use my speed too much I get hypoglycemic, and it's probably bad if I get there in fifteen minutes and the promptly pass out.

[He shrugs.]

So I run in, fuel up, and then run back out again. Sometimes I spend the day looking around the museums and stuff. Did you know that King Henry VIII's wine cellar is still under the Ministry of Defence?

[autorevive]

She wears a wig sometimes!

[felidity]

I don't wanna wear a wig!

[autorevive]

You don't have to, your hair is already like that! ... This whole thing got away from me.

[felidity]

Why are you talking? [ instead of like being useful and making out with her is where that question was going because she just yanks him forward to do so. ]

[autorevive]

[well he's not going to argue with that he's here for making out thank u ma'am]

[hacker]

Barry, your morning jog is like ... a hundred and sixty miles an hour, and you're telling me about Henry VIII's wine cellar? [ whaT PLANET IS SHE ON. ] That's incredible.

[felidity]

[ kali doesn't want to make out in front of everyone though because um skye is there so she pulls back after a moment to just drag nathan out of the ballroom with her. ]

[autorevive]

[he lets himself be dragged, but also commentates with] Woah! Gettin' fiesty now, aren't ya?

[felidity]

I don't think there has been much change. [ she doesn't! it's not defensive, it's just true. though she does add thoughtfully, ] But maybe I'm too close to it.

[supertardiness]

[He laughs before shaking his head.]

Look, I was a nerd before I became an actual real-life science project. Some things you just can't turn off.

[autorevive]

You're close to somethin', all right. [his dick. he means his dick.]

[felidity]

[ ??? omg she only gets like 28% of innuendo! ] Close to what?

[autorevive]

My cock! My cock, Kali. It's not rocket science.

[felidity]

Of course I'm next to your penis, it's right there. [ she points to his junk as they walk like FUCKING DUH NATHAN but she's really just pressed because that seems so obvious now weh. ]

[autorevive]

Do you fancy a shag or not?

[felidity]

In the hall, Nathan? [ she sticks her tongue out because THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE HEADED! ]

[autorevive]

No! I mean, unless you wanted to ... maybe ...

[hacker]

Yeah, well, nerd-Barry has leveled up.

[felidity]

I don't think Wynn would appreciate that.

[supertardiness]

I guess he has.

[But enough about him.]

What about you? Any ... special talents?