[ She snorts her amusement and then... ]

Oh. Wow, you're being serious.

[ Oh my god there are so many questions she wants to ask right now. Like what do you define as sex. Does the eatin ain't cheatin rule apply? ]

There's your first mistake. Trying to apply logic to alcohol. It's why it makes everything better. Booze knows no reason.

[ She does however slip an arm around Paige, in part to be sure she won't fall off her stool and give a gentle rub of her back. ]

You're welcome. [ A beat. ] Though if you'd brought Sweets I might have been singing a different tune.