[ i'm gonna consider him flat footed, which means that it whacks him upside the back of his skull. he reflexively lifts a hand to it, turning on his heel to give her an exaggerated look of being outraged ] Heyyy, I'm just trying not to make sexist assumptions. [ uh huh. oh look, pants. pants are important. he's gonna scoop those up and start yanking them on, say goodbye to his junk. for now. ]
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