Just glad to be outta Europe and back in the states. [Des hefted the burger up in two hands and took a sloppy bite that was likely too big for anyone to be happy with. Choking wasn't really a concern and his metabolism processed everything so fast he never had to worry about digestion problems, so, as far as he was concerned, people could bite him for his poor manners. Small miracles.] I almost keeled over when I got your call. There's only so many local legends you can chase all over the Scottish countryside before you realize that half of it is just the locals pissing off the tourists.