This is true, I obviously am. ['cause you were sleeping, sir. She looks at her nails like it ain't no thang and swings around the corner of the desk so she can perch on it comfortably.] But no, I'm sorry dude, you are stuck with this crap. I pulled phone monkey duty yesterday. I made a giant bowl of paper stars and I ran out of fake names to use, so I need the break. And I think my fingers would fall off.