[Suddenly: Jet lag returns in the form of: CRITICAL FAILURE Big shiny roll of 1, plus my Wis modifier of -1... Best. Speech. Ever.]
[Phineas makes an attempt to fumble along... he may possibly get one, or if he's lucky, two words right each line. There's a good chance those damned pretzels and oversalted peanuts attempt to crawl their way back up, but he manages to keep from getting too queasy.]
To himself: I am never going on one of those flying contraptions again.
Re: The Pledge
[Phineas makes an attempt to fumble along... he may possibly get one, or if he's lucky, two words right each line. There's a good chance those damned pretzels and oversalted peanuts attempt to crawl their way back up, but he manages to keep from getting too queasy.]
To himself: I am never going on one of those flying contraptions again.