[Someone is wholly unintimidated by the height. Spend three years as a cat and suddenly tall people aren't that tall anymore. Which is why Lila click clacks her heels up to him without so much a glance at the surroundings. She stops a few feet from him, hip jutting out in a thoroughly petulant manner and her gloved hands going to rest on her hips.]

So if someone asks me if their jeans make their ass look fat, I'm supposed to suspend my truly compassionate friendship and tell them that not only do their jeans make them look fat but their actual fat makes them look fat?

[And look who has taken issue with "thou shalt not lie".]