"Don't apologize. I mean it's not your fault I'm an idiot." Making jokes about himself tends to be easier than facing the fact that he doesn't really know what he's doing.

"But for what it's worth? It's nothing you're doing. You've been great. Better than great. And that's the thing. I just... I've never been out with someone like you. I sort of feel like I'm going to wake up any minute and realize I dreamed the whole thing up."