[ who doesn't love presents, right? ] It was going to be for Christmas, but it didn't get here in time. I think now is a better occasion, anyway.

[ she pulls out a six-foot-long box, and with a strength check of 19 she somehow easily hoists it up on the bed. it's all fancy wrapped in metallic paper with a bow, of course ] Might help you take your mind of things for a little bit.