Party's only just started! Don't ruin my hair yet! [ she points up at the sprinkler system. pls don't mess up her pretty ginger curls. she gd dressed up for you, faye. looking this cute takes time.

albeit, three minutes of time and that was mostly because she spent two of them tracking down andrew to clasp her necklace for her... but STILL.

waving a hand, her brand of leprechaun dancing lights appear and flutter around faye's head. the four wispy lights have the vague shape of miniature humans -- literal fairy lights, sparkly and green. another lazy flick of her hand and the lights zoom around the room like particularly annoying mosquitoes. ]

Rule one in being a proper knight? Save the violence until after all the alcohol has been consumed.