I'm really not. [She says with a laugh.] But you're sweet to say so. That's the thing- you're sweet. And some girls like sweet. A lot of them, in fact, and not all of them are just looking to corrupt it and see if you'll fuck them on top of your precious books.

[ahem. Did she say that out loud.]

Here's an idea for you... Take some time and look around, pay attention and see if you can find a girl around the castle that you might be interested in. I'm not talking about true love- just someone to talk to. A practice run. And if you need help, I'll be around. It'll be my first good deed for a new year.