goodbyecaroline: (and all the cake is gone.)
GLaDOS ([personal profile] goodbyecaroline) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend 2014-06-28 03:06 am (UTC)

[ the next chamber - 04 - is another long rectangular room, on the other side of which the door lies. about thirty feet in the air on either side of the hallway are narrow two foot platforms jutting out from the walls. on them rest three oddly decorated cubes, far out of reach. ]

My sensors indicate a decline in general party morale. As a result, we will be introducing enthusiasm augmentation beams into the next phase of testing.

[ as soon as she says this, five red beams of light slice out from the left hand wall, out of five round small lenses. the beams horizontally cut across the hall in front of them, in five parallel bands. the first is relatively low to the ground, and each one is spaced about a foot above the last. the door seals behind them. ]

As safety is paramount to operations here at the Luckman Industries enrichment center, I am obligated to warn you that while the enthusiasm augmentation beam has been shown to cause a dramatic increase in test participation, direct exposure to the beam may result in third degree burns, memory loss, and in some cases, utter vaporization. Thank you for helping us maintain this test environment as a safety-first zone.

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