[Martha repeats every line after Wynn says it. Luckily, she doesn't stumble over the last line or anything, because she's JUST THAT AWESOME.] I swear that I shall protect all weaknesses and shall constitute myself the defender of them. I shall not recoil before mine Enemy. I shall make war against injustice, without cessation and without mercy. I shall never lie, and shall remain faithful to my pledged word. I shall be generous, and listen to and respect all. I shall be everywhere and always the champion of the right and the good against injustice of evil.

[Dang, that was long. Martha needs a glass of wine to wet her throat now.]