[Yeah son. Sven's got this. He has a good memory and this is the kind of shit he just eats up anyway. You wish you were as legit as him.]

I swear that I shall protect all weaknesses and shall constitute myself the defender of them. I shall not recoil before mine Enemy. I shall make war against injustice, without cessation and without mercy. I shall never lie, and shall remain faithful to my pledged word. I shall be generous, and listen to and respect all. I shall be everywhere and always the champion of the right and the good against injustice of evil.