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Countess Lara Tamon ([personal profile] affianced) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend2014-08-20 12:52 am

andres ♔ but what he told me last night lays on me like lead



dear ophelia - abney park
WHO || Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Kat, Gar, Archer, Des, Rafael, Fred Jr., Vi, Rocket, Lara, Dimitris  [Closed]
WHAT || A diplomatic mission to Andres Isle goes about as successfully as one would guess

WHERE || Andres Isle
WHEN || August 15th  [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread.


Even the briefing for this mission went well, with Wynn walking in on Dragon's Claw Jack Chessing macking on Sir Gar, in direct violation of his vows of, er, abstinence, both romantically and physically.   Following the briefing, and the team's attempts to make Wynn see reason in the face of Jack's resignation, they gathered up a large amount of weapons of all kinds into their private plane and took off for Andres Isle.  

Upon arrival, they found the island did not match up to their expectations.  Instead of fields of torture, they found themselves in a very upscale part of the city, full of affluent manor houses close to the palace.   They spun a cover story upon learning about a party there, using Finnick's celebrity on Andres to get access to the festivities.  

Inside, they met Dimitris Sarandis, Prime Minister of Andres Isle, who invited them to stay for the party, which was being thrown in honor of Countess Lara Tamon, who had helped Jack, Spike and Myri escape from their torment on the Isle.  They took the opportunity to chat up the local aristocracy, picking up the vibe that most of them had either benefited from Dimitris' rise to power, or were too afraid to stand up to him.  Spike talked to the Marquesse de Lyons, and learned that her son, Percy, had been a friend of the late Prince's, and had died shortly after voicing his belief that Sarandis had framed the Andres family in order to seize power.   Archer was shocked to find his manservant Woodhouse employed at the palace, and extra annoyed to learn that he didn't remember him.  For once, Archer found a reason to care about liberating the Andresians... if not purely for selfish reasons.

The party itself was to announce the breaking of the betrothal that had long stood between Lara and the late Prince, even after his death, a blemish on the reputation of the Tamon family that Sarandis sought to rectify by arranging a new betrothal: between Lara and her childhood friend, Lord Michael de Collines (aka Michael Collins).  Neither of them seemed particularly thrilled about the arrangement.  Lara managed to sneak a message to Myri to meet her that night under the bridge.

Following the announcement, the gang went to speak to Sarandis in private and find out his demands for the safe return of Sir Thomas Bancroft.  He wasted no time in making clear his position - he painted the Knight's vigilante attitude towards policing the world as the ultimate evil, and warned that no more Knights would set foot on Andres, lest they be killed.  He also demanded that Wynn himself bring the artifact Excalibur to the island to give to him - so that Dimitris could behead Wynn in exchange for Thomas' life.  The demands were met with outrage by the Knights, and in the face of their fear that Thomas was not even still alive, Sarandis agreed to let one of them stay the night to speak with the Dragon's Claw.   He specified that Kat be the one to stay, and despite protests, she agreed, and convinced Gar to let her stay.  

The other Knights headed back into town, where Gar, Fred Jr., and Vi headed to the nearby hotel to wait to hear from Kat, and be ready in case they should need to reach the palace quickly.  The others headed to the bridge across the river, where they met with Lara and her friend Lord Dana Green, another of her childhood friends.  They explained the situation on the Isle, and how many of the younger generation wished to see things returned to the way they'd been before, but the challenges they faced in doing so seemed almost insurmountable to them.  Lara expressed her fears that toppling Sarandis' rule would only wind up putting Andres in an even worse position.  They also related how Dimitris had created programs and taxes that had basically banished Shadowkind to the other side of the river and left them all but destitute, all while pumping more and more money into the coffers of the rich, particularly those serving on his Parliament.   She secured the Knights' promise to help in every way they could, and Myri asked her to show the way back into the woods where she'd found them before.

Finnick, Archer, and Rafael crossed the bridge into the Shadow village to do some recon, and spoke with a local tavern owner/dwarf who related that people down here were turning up missing more and more often - likely to feed Dimitris' experiments in the woods.  They seemed largely disheartened, but could potentially be talked into fighting if giving the means to do so.

In the woods, the others ran across a strange talking raccoon named Rocket, who was running for his life from a beholder, which the party managed to take down.  They discovered that Rocket had escaped from captivity in Dimitris' labs, and he was none too happy at the prospect of going back, even to show them where it was.  They argued briefly over the best course of action - whether the break out would be the best or worse time to try to make their way into the lab, particularly given that Dimitris had Kat as well now. 
behindcloseddoors: (city.)

[personal profile] behindcloseddoors 2014-09-01 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ "I'm afraid we had a convict escape prison on the Isle here last night. We're going to have to escort you to your plane, which will be searched before you're allowed to take off." ]
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[personal profile] 65 2014-09-01 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Buffy was impaled but she seems fine. [shrug. doesn't bring up how robocop got him with one of his blades for 24 dmg. nope. why would he ever. but he does casually run his hand against the injury to check if it's bleeding or not bcuz he ... totally forgot about it. yeahhhh adrenaline numbing everything.]
bigbad: injuries (Now I know this shattered feeling)

[personal profile] bigbad 2014-09-01 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
A convict? What's he look like? Maybe we've seen him. [Mostly, Spike wants to hear them describe the raccoon. So he can laugh at them.]
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[personal profile] behindcloseddoors 2014-09-01 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Some kind of Shadowkind moreau. You might have mistaken it for an animal. Looks just like a raccoon, except it can walk and talk almost like it's a real person.
bigbad: injuries (chair time)

[personal profile] bigbad 2014-09-01 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think his accomplices Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck helped him escape?
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[personal profile] behindcloseddoors 2014-09-01 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We didn't ask you to get smart about it. Have you seen the prisoner?
nothingsodivine: (i wouldn't have it any other way)

[personal profile] nothingsodivine 2014-09-01 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
A robot ninja? [DES HISSES THIS THROUGH HIS TEETH, BECAUSE WHAT. EVERYONE APPEARS TO BE NOT DEAD, SO LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THE REAL POINT.] Is Sarandis trying to get every stamp on his villain card. He's got the island, the Nazi Germany motif, the creepy science experiments, the mind control plot, and now we're just gonna throw robots into it?

[He throws his hands up.] Jesus. I'd rather deal with Iscariot. At least they're straightforward.
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[personal profile] witchwoman 2014-09-01 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather be done with all of them. But the encounter with the robot isn't... something we want to advertise to him. [plz stop talking about it des. HE COULD HEAR YOU.]
graveflowers: (Ω narrowing.)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-09-01 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ srsly des you're next to an intercom. vi fidgets impatiently, looking through the gate for kat to mysteriously appear. ten seconds was too long to wait WHERE IS SHE. ]
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[personal profile] beatupgrass 2014-09-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, said prisoner might have been able to assist if he knew what was going on, but sadly he bombed his listen check. That's probably for the best.

This is your update on the raccoon situation. He's playing which of these planes is not like the others right now. AND HIS WISDOM CHECK ROLL SUCKED AGAIN. OMG GET IT TOGETHER ROCKET.

Also his hide is a nat 20 just in case anyone moves this way while I'm at work. That is THE WORST FUCKING NAT 20 I'VE EVER GOTTEN. HE HAS A MILLION HIDE RANKS. WHY DICE WHY.]
Edited 2014-09-01 18:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] 65 2014-09-01 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why did you come? [he gives des the same flat resigned stare he usually saves for archer. REALLY THO YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF THE INTERCOM??? help us jesus. help us tom cruise.]
nothingsodivine: (well it's all in vain)

[personal profile] nothingsodivine 2014-09-01 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
To ruin your morning. [He hates you all. And looks at Fred Jr like "seriously fuck these guys," because wow we were just getting updated. AND YOU'RE THE ONES WHO BROUGHT UP NINJA ROBOTS. OKAY.]
Edited (idek what time it is ) 2014-09-01 19:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] slay 2014-09-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bluff 20 total oh no ....... ]

Have we seen a raccoon? No, we skipped the wildlife expedition part of our tour. You're kidding me, right?

[ She tries to move to step around the guards now. ]

Unlike your missing rodent, we? Aren't prisoners. You aren't holding us here. We came, we heard your boss-man out, and now we're leaving.
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[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-09-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ♬ under my thumb - the rolling stones

speaking of ruined mornings

actually someone's doesn't sound very ruined at all. in fact, there's the distant sound of laughter as the doors of the palace in the distance are pushed open and a small group of people emerge with the lazy, easy air of rich people taking a casual stroll. one of them is instantly recognizable as dimitris, but it might take a moment for anyone to recognize the others. the baron and baroness von eckridge from last night's party are two of them, but the fourth - the girl in the white dress, clinging to dimitris' arm and laughing at his comments as if she doesn't have a care in the world, can't be kat.

they stop at the bottom of the steps, and converse for a moment, far out of earshot, before dimitris points off in the direction of the garden and the baron and baroness head off in that direction. he nods to kat, and she starts towards the gate with a smile on her face, at a tiny jog. heels click against the drive as she approaches the gate and sees everyone, where her uncharacteristic appearance is only more obvious. dimitris watches this all from a distance for a moment, with that insufferable smirk on his face, as always. ]


Oh, hey guys!
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[personal profile] 65 2014-09-01 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[WERWATEY????????

that is finnick's face. he is the essence of werwatey.]
nothingsodivine: (i've got blood on my name)

[personal profile] nothingsodivine 2014-09-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Des's jaw drops and after a second or two of quiet fish gaping, he hisses under his breath.]

I'm gonna blow his brains out the back of his fucking skull.

[And then, louder, in a conversational, smiling tone so Dimitris can't see him sweat.] Look at you, Tex. Did you and Sarandis have makeovers at your little slumber party?
graveflowers: (Ω gobsmacked)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-09-01 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the actual fuck. kat is a pod-person. vi is so perplexed, but she manages words and a hesitant, confused smile at pod-kat. ]

Hey... sweetie... You're ready to go home, right?
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[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-09-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ luckily her listen check sucked and she didn't even hear that either. instead she glances over at des with a little smirk ] ... Something like that. It's not like I packed an overnight bag. He sent out for something for me.

[ and then she turns to vi. ] Actually, about that.
witchwoman: (desperate || we want to be left alone)

[personal profile] witchwoman 2014-09-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Myri's eyes widen. First thought? Everything is once again doppelgangers. But this would be a terrible doppelganger to 1.) be such a weird version of Kat and 2.) not come home with them??? No, this is something else entirely and it's not okay. NOT OKAY.]

Kat... [She moves towards her former mentor and reaches out, as if to touch her, but there's a gate in the way so her hand falls uselessly to her side.] Don't do this. Whatever happened here, just... Come home?

[Who even knows if diplomacy works on whatever is happening right now, but Myri is gonna do her best to be r e a l l y convincing (diplomacy 30)]
Edited 2014-09-01 19:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] 65 2014-09-01 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, come on Kat. Don't be crazy, we need you. [DIPLOMACY NAT 20 MOTHERFUCKER. 41 total. come back to us :'( ]
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[personal profile] behindcloseddoors 2014-09-01 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the man holds up one hand, gesturing with his gun over his shoulder with the other ] And you brought a ton of weapons illegally to our island.

We searched the plane. Everything has been confiscated and the Prime Minister's been made aware of the... situation.
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[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-09-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ kat looks really really confused for a moment, the smile melting away as she looks between them as if she's struggling to figure out what the heck they're saying. she glances back over her shoulder, and then back to them. ] I don't think you guys understand.

Maybe this is going to sound... [ her eyes dart to finnick ] crazy to you, but that doesn't change what it is.

I think I finally am home. And-- [ she frowns at myri, and then gar, who is still stunned speechless and pale and gripping fred jr.'s wrist like she's going to wrench it off ] you guys have been great, really. I'm always going to think you like family, but...

But I've found something I never was even sure I believed in. That's not the kind of thing you just walk away from.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2014-09-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, it's not like we used 'em. [This is what a diplomacy of 7 looks like.]
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[personal profile] witchwoman 2014-09-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I-- [Wow, Myri looks like someone punched her right in the gut, because she gets that feeling. All she ever wanted was to find her home, and then she found the Knights and everything felt right. She can't imagine why Kat would ever think that could be here with this man, but she struggles to find the strength to push aside Kat's comments. Home is the most important thing to find. She had only thought that it would be with them.

Now- this isn't to say that she doesn't believe something else is going on. She's mentally squinting hard to see if she can tell if Kat is trying to tell them something without telling them something (sense motive 26).]


Kat, please... [She's not even trying to be diplomatic this time, but the stress of being here, the fight from earlier, and now this? A lump forms in her throat, making her voice crack around the plea.] We are your family. We're your home.
graveflowers: (Ω shouting)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-09-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ myri is totally right, they're family. which is why kat's pod-personing is so personally affronting. well played, sarandis. and diplomacy is all well and good, but it's not working and vi is not diplomatic. ] Snap the fuck out of it, Kathryne!

[ whoops. someone crit failed her will save. ]
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