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Countess Lara Tamon ([personal profile] affianced) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend2014-08-20 12:52 am

andres ♔ but what he told me last night lays on me like lead



dear ophelia - abney park
WHO || Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Kat, Gar, Archer, Des, Rafael, Fred Jr., Vi, Rocket, Lara, Dimitris  [Closed]
WHAT || A diplomatic mission to Andres Isle goes about as successfully as one would guess

WHERE || Andres Isle
WHEN || August 15th  [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread.


Even the briefing for this mission went well, with Wynn walking in on Dragon's Claw Jack Chessing macking on Sir Gar, in direct violation of his vows of, er, abstinence, both romantically and physically.   Following the briefing, and the team's attempts to make Wynn see reason in the face of Jack's resignation, they gathered up a large amount of weapons of all kinds into their private plane and took off for Andres Isle.  

Upon arrival, they found the island did not match up to their expectations.  Instead of fields of torture, they found themselves in a very upscale part of the city, full of affluent manor houses close to the palace.   They spun a cover story upon learning about a party there, using Finnick's celebrity on Andres to get access to the festivities.  

Inside, they met Dimitris Sarandis, Prime Minister of Andres Isle, who invited them to stay for the party, which was being thrown in honor of Countess Lara Tamon, who had helped Jack, Spike and Myri escape from their torment on the Isle.  They took the opportunity to chat up the local aristocracy, picking up the vibe that most of them had either benefited from Dimitris' rise to power, or were too afraid to stand up to him.  Spike talked to the Marquesse de Lyons, and learned that her son, Percy, had been a friend of the late Prince's, and had died shortly after voicing his belief that Sarandis had framed the Andres family in order to seize power.   Archer was shocked to find his manservant Woodhouse employed at the palace, and extra annoyed to learn that he didn't remember him.  For once, Archer found a reason to care about liberating the Andresians... if not purely for selfish reasons.

The party itself was to announce the breaking of the betrothal that had long stood between Lara and the late Prince, even after his death, a blemish on the reputation of the Tamon family that Sarandis sought to rectify by arranging a new betrothal: between Lara and her childhood friend, Lord Michael de Collines (aka Michael Collins).  Neither of them seemed particularly thrilled about the arrangement.  Lara managed to sneak a message to Myri to meet her that night under the bridge.

Following the announcement, the gang went to speak to Sarandis in private and find out his demands for the safe return of Sir Thomas Bancroft.  He wasted no time in making clear his position - he painted the Knight's vigilante attitude towards policing the world as the ultimate evil, and warned that no more Knights would set foot on Andres, lest they be killed.  He also demanded that Wynn himself bring the artifact Excalibur to the island to give to him - so that Dimitris could behead Wynn in exchange for Thomas' life.  The demands were met with outrage by the Knights, and in the face of their fear that Thomas was not even still alive, Sarandis agreed to let one of them stay the night to speak with the Dragon's Claw.   He specified that Kat be the one to stay, and despite protests, she agreed, and convinced Gar to let her stay.  

The other Knights headed back into town, where Gar, Fred Jr., and Vi headed to the nearby hotel to wait to hear from Kat, and be ready in case they should need to reach the palace quickly.  The others headed to the bridge across the river, where they met with Lara and her friend Lord Dana Green, another of her childhood friends.  They explained the situation on the Isle, and how many of the younger generation wished to see things returned to the way they'd been before, but the challenges they faced in doing so seemed almost insurmountable to them.  Lara expressed her fears that toppling Sarandis' rule would only wind up putting Andres in an even worse position.  They also related how Dimitris had created programs and taxes that had basically banished Shadowkind to the other side of the river and left them all but destitute, all while pumping more and more money into the coffers of the rich, particularly those serving on his Parliament.   She secured the Knights' promise to help in every way they could, and Myri asked her to show the way back into the woods where she'd found them before.

Finnick, Archer, and Rafael crossed the bridge into the Shadow village to do some recon, and spoke with a local tavern owner/dwarf who related that people down here were turning up missing more and more often - likely to feed Dimitris' experiments in the woods.  They seemed largely disheartened, but could potentially be talked into fighting if giving the means to do so.

In the woods, the others ran across a strange talking raccoon named Rocket, who was running for his life from a beholder, which the party managed to take down.  They discovered that Rocket had escaped from captivity in Dimitris' labs, and he was none too happy at the prospect of going back, even to show them where it was.  They argued briefly over the best course of action - whether the break out would be the best or worse time to try to make their way into the lab, particularly given that Dimitris had Kat as well now. 
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[personal profile] rationalizes 2014-08-22 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
It might be ... too late for that. Telling him, that is. [ fred's head snaps up to look at her and she rushes to add: ] I wasn't about to betray our mission objective, despite what everyone else on this team seems willing to... to compromise now.

[ she shakes her head ] But there's nothing he said to indicate that he has any intention of doing as Dimitris says. He demanded we return home first thing in the morning so that we could 'regroup' with the other Knights.

I... [ she glances at vi ] I fear I know what that might mean.
slay: btvs (3.03) (me. angel. acathla.)

[personal profile] slay 2014-08-22 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Can't you just ... pretend he's a scarf or something?

[ 100% totally not racism. ]
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[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
An all out war. [ breathing out a heavy sigh, she pushes her hair back from her face, anxiously starting to twist it into a braid. ] I haven't been in one of those in a few years. Could be fun.

[ much sarcasm, she pushes onward. ] It's Thomas' choice. Did anyone really think he was going to say "no, send Wynn in my stead". He's a Dragon's Claw, he was never going to let Wynn make that trade. Nor should he. Sarandis knows that without Wynn the Knights will crumble. He barely holds us together as is, but he does. He brought this fucked up family together. The bunch of us without a leader? Sarandis could take over all of Europe in twenty minutes and who could even fight back. There is a reason he hates us particularly and it's because we're the only ones that can take him out and he knows it. Of course Thomas would sacrifice himself for that -- especially if it means we have a chance to free these people.

Excalibur... it's just a sword, yeah, but it's a symbol. Handing it over is like burning the flag or... throwing tea in Boston Harbor. This was always going to end in a war, but Sarandis wants to destroy us personally while he is at it.

[ so that was super uplifting. ]
shootfirst: (don't even take this bet)

[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-08-22 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell you that he likes to hear himself talk. I'm hoping I can get him to monologue his whole evil villain plan before I leave. Maybe I can get a confirmation on just how much world-taking-over he's got on the docket.
graveflowers: (Ω distracted)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Try to keep the maiming and slaughtering to a minimum, if you can. The tea in the harbor analogy... metaphor? Simile. Whatever. Tea in the harbor goes both ways. No giving him a reason to blow up the plane when there is already a bomb on it.

And maybe ask him about how he gets his mustache so perfectly coiffed. [ ...priorities? ]
isisagent: (Rampage)

[personal profile] isisagent 2014-08-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Never one to be out-gunned, Archer pulls his sawed-off shotgun out.]

HEY! [He shouts at the darkness.] Dickless! Come out and play!
beatupgrass: (✘ i don't think i'm tall enough either.)

[personal profile] beatupgrass 2014-08-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He keeps rolling great will saves to keep from losing his marbles, so that's happening, but he still looks like he wants to kill all of you in your sleep. Or possibly cry. Or both.]

Or here's a great idea! I could figure it out myself. [His tone's a little slurred. Hi bourbon.] I don't have t' stand around and be treated like a- like some kinda- [He looks like he's actually actively trying to PICK A WORD, because he has heard a number of them, but he finally decides there's too many and gives up. Throwing a paw out dismissively to hide the fact that he looks DEEPLY UPSET.] To hell with it. I'll find my own way off this d'asted island.

[While vaguely intoxicated. Great plan. Excellent plan. IT'S BETTER THAN RACISM.]
nepotism: (just 19 and sucker's dream)

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[personal profile] nepotism 2014-08-22 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
We'll be there first thing in the morning to pick you up. The sooner we all get off this island, the happier I'm gonna be.
shootfirst: (they won't let me drive late at night.)

[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-08-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try to save you some hors d'ouerves. And I'll try to keep the burning him alive to a minimum. For now.

After all, it'll be more satisfying after Wynn sounds the war drums or whatever. We come back a hundred Knights strong or whatever? Can't wait to see the look on his face.
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[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ she decides not to mention that coming in a hundred knights strong = dead thomas. and probably a bunch of dead knights.

lots of death. more ptsd. ]


Just be safe. Don't eat the pomegranate seeds.
shootfirst: (i don't blame you for being you)

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[personal profile] shootfirst 2014-08-22 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pome-what now? [ yeah she failed that roll, that's for sure. ]
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[personal profile] rationalizes 2014-08-22 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing you need worry about, there at least. [ gar knows everything, on the other hand ] Just be careful. We'll all breathe a bit easier when we know you're out of there.

Thank you, for letting us know you're safe. [ she nods at vi and fred ] We've all been worried sick. We'll let the others know you're alright as well. [ with that, she reaches out to hang up, as kat waves goodbye ]
graveflowers: (Ω distracted)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ snort, kat, that is her mother! once gar hangs up, vi drops her head against the bar. ] I hate everything.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2014-08-22 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be melodramatic. What if you took off your clothes and pretended to be a real raccoon?
beatupgrass: (✘ i hope you die first too)

[personal profile] beatupgrass 2014-08-22 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[That does get him to stop, but only because he seems to be having a tiny conniption fit. A spot over 10 (because it's kinda RIGHT THERE) can see why- his jumpsuit's ripped enough that you can see at least half his back. Now with 85% more scars and horrible shit. Thanks Dimitris.

However, the stopping and trying to compose himself is enough to get him to think straight.]


You. Local broad. [Yeah, that would be you, Lara.] Can you get a cloak or something. Small one. With a hood. [He turns around and gesticulates this like he's convinced she's not gonna get what he's putting down unless he explains what he's getting at.]
nepotism: (you'll say you understand)

[personal profile] nepotism 2014-08-22 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish she'd just come back right now if she already knows Thomas is fine. We don't need proof that Dimitris' up to no good.
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[personal profile] witchwoman 2014-08-22 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The bridge? [Myri at least recognizes that bringing a raccoon back to town might be a little weird... Wanna play troll under the bridge, Rocket??]
beatupgrass: (✘ that's not a real law.)

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[personal profile] beatupgrass 2014-08-22 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Running, running, stumbling, attempting to run on all fours, getting up again. Yeah, that is happening.]

As long as it ain't someone's frickin' suitcase...
nothingsodivine: (fear or love- don't say the answer)

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[personal profile] nothingsodivine 2014-08-22 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, Des got a sixteen dex, so he's sprinting along.]

We're almost out. He's not gonna send anything this close to town if he wants to maintain his rep. We oughta be able to regroup with the rest- see if Fluffy and the other two got anything or if Gar's heard from Kat. If she has, then we'll know where we need to go next.
graveflowers: (Ω partnering)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
He's going to keep her until we leave, probably. Leverage so we don't blow up his castle.
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[personal profile] rationalizes 2014-08-22 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the arsenal some of our comrades brought, I can't say he's entirely left of center with that line of thinking.
graveflowers: (Ω distracted)

[personal profile] graveflowers 2014-08-22 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Torture island kind of invites that kind of reaction, though. He gave up diplomacy when he took Myri.
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[personal profile] romanticidal 2014-08-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Very subtle, my friend. [ sigh. #assassinproblems ] Perhaps it went inside that building?

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