[Des shoves his hands in his pockets, expression stoic.] Play dumb. Don't get defensive, but don't act nonchalant about it. He might not even bring it up- chances are, he'll wait until we slip before he makes an accusation, because if he's wrong, then he looks like a bad host. And he'd sooner eat his own mustache than pull that one. He'll probably ask leading questions to make us look suspicious, so the less you say about anything that's not related to how nice his little town is and how friendly the people are, the better off we'll be.

[He nods firmly.] Let's do it.