No. Don't act like that is out of the realm of possibly, you banged my best friend within five minutes of meeting her and were soliciting blow jobs from me without even meeting me. You and, uh... what's his name? You could have had a drunken tryst. [ also alex never told her that he wasn't in contact with his family before he was on the run so her context for why he wasn't invited to his sister's wedding is... lacking. ]
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