[ even a 36 sense motive can't beat that. pity, because lila would be proud of faye's lying skills. as it is she just rolls her eyes. when did she become the voice of reason??? why this. ]

Okay, she's this bastion of good magic and whatever, I'm pretty sure they're not allowed to hate. And she doesn't hate you, dumbass. [ god they're both so fucking dumb she wants to slap them. and not with happiness like louise. ]

Power isn't going to keep you safe or make you happy, it's going to make you a target. Hello, do you recall the war we just fought? Do you want to become the future ousted queen of some torture island? Why do you think I was a god damn cat for three years?

[ diplomacy nat 20, 52 total. i legit squealed, ask emily. ]