Well, this has been an enlightening evening for everyone. [he learned SO MUCH.] So snowboarding. Any other fascinating secrets you wanna divulge? Given you're the only one even remotely near this team who hasn't been around me enough to have aired your dirty laundry.

[except jack. but he's pretty sure jack's entire dirty laundry amounts to "wanting to gar's vagina." he's too british for anything else.