Oh ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see~

[succubestie]

♬ Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Burl Ives

WHO || Bo and Andrew Dennis-Gatewood and literally everyone else.
WHAT || Bo and Andrew got married. It's Christmas. Let's get drunk and be merry. :D
WHERE || Castle Ballroom, London
WHEN || Christmas Eve - Late Evening
HOW || Whatever's clever. Probably spammy.

To make up for the fact that a certain couple eloped the night before the Battle for Andres, Bo and Andrew decided to make sure to have a party that would certainly make up for it. There's decorations galore, including a massive Christmas Tree with plenty of room for presents in case anyone wants to exchange gifts mid-party, plenty of tasty snacks to pick at, and more booze than can probably be consumed by the people in attendance, though no doubt they'll certainly try.

Oh, and there's mistletoe everywhere. A certain succubus wouldn't be happy if there wasn't plenty of kissing going on.

Try not to have too much fun, though. You wouldn't want to be too hungover on Christmas morning, would you? Or you could just do what Bo and Andrew are going to do and sleep in til noon. ;)

Comments

bambi dalton | ota

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi is here to support her bro Andrew and his hot waifu. She also bought them great gifts, but I suck at gifts, so you can just use your imagination and assume they were thoughtful and precisely what... Andrew wanted. Hell if she knows what Bo would want. Sorry, Bo.

She's totally avoiding the mistletoe though. See how she avoids it. It's almost comical.]

[moonheart]

[ with a 7 disguise check, faith is wearing peppermint colored flannel to this party. yep. shut up. she's also got a santa hat on and she's singing carols as she dances through the crowd. she grabs bambi by both hands and twirls her around singing jingle bell rock. ]

[theshameofcain]

[Well, Bambi's dex is a sadly average 10, so she's probably simultaneously resisting and doing what an average person would do in this situation which is go OH GOD WHY. But she doesn't fall on her ass. She backs away a bit as soon as Faith lets go and smiles, a little awkwardly.]

Somebody caught the Christmas bug. [is it contagious??]

[moonheart]

Just spreading some Holiday cheer.

[theshameofcain]

[like an std.] I think the cheer's in the booze. How many have you had?

[moonheart]

None! That stuff doesn't really hit me anyway. I have to load up on fey wine to get half a buzz.

[theshameofcain]

Are you serious? I take one sip of fey wine and I might as well be dead the next day. [in awe of your tolerance gurl.]

[moonheart]

Double aasimar.

[theshameofcain]

[staaaare]

That'd do it. Jesus, you must be the sparkliest princess in the castle.

[godblessyou]

[What's that? Are holly berries being thrown at your head? Who could possibly be doing such a thing?

Oh, yeah, obviously it's the gnome who's currently haphazardly hanging off the tree and smirking deviously.]

Now you have to kiss me!

[It's possible she didn't exactly figure out what mistletoe is or how it's used. She just heard kisses and got excited.]

[theshameofcain]

Oh my God, T. [She covers her mouth with a hand to hide an undignified snort. Aversion to PDA aside. Tdiddle is ridic.] Technical foul! You can't assault me with it.

[godblessyou]

Well, I just did, so apparently I can! [It's not even the right plant.] Do I get a kiss or what?

[theshameofcain]

Well, I'm not climbing up the tree to give you a participation kiss. [come down you goober and maybe you'll get a... peck on the cheek or something. pda....]

[godblessyou]

[She drops to the ground easily (jump 18) and trots over.] I also just wanted to chuck berries at someone. They're so throwable!

[theshameofcain]

Yeah, if all courting rituals involved throwing things, I'd probably do more... courting.

[godblessyou]

We can make our own courting rituals. Maybe the next one can involve throwing things at other people.

[theshameofcain]

Bringing cavemen tactics right back into style. Or cavewoman, in this case.

[badexample]

Hey! You made it! [He just looks so happy. And he has a santa hat on. It's just so... un-Andrew. But in a good way.]

[theshameofcain]

Are you kidding? This is, like, the one party this year I only feel like I have to marginally get drunk at to tolerate- and that's more the festiveness, not the wedding part. [She gestures with her half empty champagne flute.] Christmas in Casa Dalton was never a happy occasion. However, I'm glad to see you, my nerd king, are reclaiming it in the name of you and your sexy wife.

[badexample]

[He ducks his gaze, blushing a little at her words.]

She's so fucking hot, isn't she? [He's just so over the moon for Bo. It's gross.] But yeah- definitely, get shit faced. I'll even make sure someone carries you back to your room if you pass out or something.

[such a bro]

[theshameofcain]

She is very hot. I'm almost jealous. [She chuckles.] Aww. You're such a big softie, Professor. [she gives him a light punch on the arm.] I can see why she's so into you.

[badexample]

[He gives a shrug.] Yeah, yeah. Don't let that out in the open. I've still got equipment orientations to run. Need people to at least wonder if I'm a hard ass.

[theshameofcain]

No one is wondering that, sweetie. [perfectly honest.]

[badexample]

Ouch. [He laughs, though. He knows.] I could be mean if I wanted, you know. I'm really intimidating in text. Creative cursing is sort of a specialty.

[theshameofcain]

Well, obviously, you need to start making it a habit of sending out really hateful memos. When people are pissing themselves every time they see your email address, I'll take it back.