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Oh ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see~

♬ Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Burl Ives

WHO || Bo and Andrew Dennis-Gatewood and literally everyone else.
WHAT || Bo and Andrew got married. It's Christmas. Let's get drunk and be merry. :D
WHERE || Castle Ballroom, London
WHEN || Christmas Eve - Late Evening
HOW || Whatever's clever. Probably spammy.

To make up for the fact that a certain couple eloped the night before the Battle for Andres, Bo and Andrew decided to make sure to have a party that would certainly make up for it. There's decorations galore, including a massive Christmas Tree with plenty of room for presents in case anyone wants to exchange gifts mid-party, plenty of tasty snacks to pick at, and more booze than can probably be consumed by the people in attendance, though no doubt they'll certainly try.

Oh, and there's mistletoe everywhere. A certain succubus wouldn't be happy if there wasn't plenty of kissing going on.

Try not to have too much fun, though. You wouldn't want to be too hungover on Christmas morning, would you? Or you could just do what Bo and Andrew are going to do and sleep in til noon. ;)

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And where is that, exactly?

Pretty damn far from here. [Much further than even the moon.]

How very specific.

Well, it ain't like I've ever stayed on one planet that long, and anyway, it ain't in this galaxy. No one here's heard of it.

Then how have you heard of it, hmmmmmm? Caught you there!

Cause I've been there, like I said. Are your logic circuits broken or something?

Possibly, possibly. I was reconstructed from a er, less than functional state.

Well, not surprised no one around here knows how to fix a droid properly. They don't even have holoscreens.

Does that mean you, sir, know something about the fine art of robot repair?

Some. Always been more interested in ships than droids, but I know a thing or two.

I don't suppose you know where I might get my hands on, er, any well... legs, then?

Wheels not doing it for you?

Stairs, mate. Think about the stairs.

What, you can't hover? [This seems like a really poorly designed droid.]

There's not a lot of room is here for a propulsion unit. What with my MIGHTY BRAIN and all.

Mighty brain, huh? You'd think they could've just built you bigger and included better mobility.

Well, they didn't, because-- because clearly that was the inferior design.

Uh huh. Well, I've never made a droid before. But I can see what I can cobble together for you. How hard can it be?

Well, that would be ... quite nice, actually. Yes! Where do I sign?

Not that I can. Sign. Yet!

Don’t get too excited, short stuff. I haven’t even made anything yet.

Well, when you do, you know where to find me. [ running away b/c i'm trying to get rid of old threads wheeeeee ]

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