illinois ♔ and the message coming from my eyes

[spellfile]

WHO || Andrew, Zero, Han, Rocket, Klaus
WHAT || The Knights investigate some strange events  around a farmhouse in Illinois
WHERE || Metropolis Kansas
WHEN || April 20th, 2015
HOW || Actionspam

The route to the Moore residence is a secluded, gavel-topped county road that meanders through fields and farmland.  The roiling stormclouds and lack of city lights make the countryside seem unusually dark and forbidding.  A battered mailbox on the right side of the road indicates the Moore farm, and a pothole-filled drive leads up to the farmhouse.  On the right side of the long driveway, nestled among the snow, lies what appears to be a small family graveyard.

Beside the dilapidated house, stands a large German Shepard tethered on a leash, barking furiously as they pull up.  An older man stands on the porch looking highly displeased.  The man says something to the dog, but the barking continues unabated.

"You can just turn right around and head back the way you came," he yells from the porch.

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[spellfile]

[ meanwhile, an electrical shock jumps out of the keyboard at andrew (atk 5), but he can easily jump away in time o__o ]

[badexample]

Jesus! [Andrew yells as he side steps the shock that moves for him. He gulps and glances at Han, but uh... the only way he knows how to make this stop is either to shoot the damn thing or to take control of it, so he's going to try to do the thing that doesn't involve destroying beautiful computer equipment that he can take back to the castle and use for good. (computer use 38 to try to shut this shit down).]

[beatupgrass]

[Rocket snarls and raises his guns firing shots at the first robot. (atk 16, atk 13, NAT 20, atk 12; I'm assuming none of those hit except for the crit, so that's 16 dmg)]

[spellfile]

[ immunize - pendulum

andrew moves back to the keyboard again... and as he puts his fingers on the keys, he's automatically shocked while he works (11 electricity dmg). as long as the pain doesn't knock him out or some shit, he actually sees what he needs to do, and starts shutting down the computer's processes. its security seems more alive than anything he's ever seen, and he has to continuously undermine new security measures that it slams up every second but he's beating it!

as rocket no doubt blows robot1 one away, zero grumbles a spell and casts an electromagnetic pulse centered on the other ones. all three of them... fail their will save, and immediately power down. zero shouts towards the room where andrew is: ] How's it goin' in there kid? Tell me you're gettin' somewhere!

[asuma]

[Color Klaus actually impressed for once. He doesn't hand out compliments very often, but Rocket and Zero both earned it.]

Nicely done.

[I know it's not actually his turn rn which is why he continues to do nothing but he needed to give credit where credit is due ok.]

[parsecs]

[Welp, that makes Han's job a lot easier. He trains his blaster on the computer, but he lets Andrew keep trying to disable it the way that doesn't involve shooting it for now.]

Hurry it up, kid.

[spellfile]

[ it's at that time that the side door opens... and out marches a large mechanical powerhouse, crafted of a strange, dull metal. the bulky robot stomps forward on stout, multi-jointed legs, and swivels a gun hanging from it through the door towards han... before firing off a ray that strikes him with a focused sound wave (atk 36, 5 sonic damage) ]

... Yeah, hurry it up.

[asuma]

[El oh el. Well, Klaus warned y'all that robots aren't exactly his forte, so he isn't going to be running up to that shit with fists of fury. But he will move to place himself between Rocket, Zero, and said robotic monstrosity since he can probably take a beating better than either of them, and if the last round of robots were any indication, they were probably best equipped to take this thing down.]

[spellfile]

[ meanwhile, the computer andrew is working on lets out a few death gurgles but the screen starts blanking out as he effectively shuts it down \o/

"RITUAL TERMINATED---"

now there's just this giant robot to contend with... ]

[badexample]

[Andrew throws up his arms in triumph! But is quickly like oh shit there's a robot uhhhhh... He goes to find his gun on the table next to him and raises it, looking at Han for some sort of confirmation before he just attempts to shoot it???

...and he crit fails, proving why he should stick to computer shit. sorry, guys.]

[beatupgrass]

[Rocket trains his guns on the robot and begins firing without hesitation. (atk 16, atk 12, atk 17, atk 17; dmg 7, 14, 6, and 8, respectively.) It's like he just loves having things to shoot or something.]

[spellfile]

[ all of those shots ping uselessly off its hull, sorry rocket :') and andrew just accidentally shot han so there's that.

zero curses some more and then sets about summoning up a vivilor, which forms out of shadowy code into a humanoid shaped creature with metallic skin.

also i just realized i accidentally skipped han last time so before the robot goes, han can go.... ]

[parsecs]

[WELL HAN'S GONNA SHOOT THE GODDAMN ROBOT. And he got a nat 20 so he's gonna REALLY shoot it hard. (dmg 58 with double penetration O_O.) Being shot by his teammate makes him want to take it out on robots apparently.]

[spellfile]

[ it's vulnerable to crits so he really does 87 dmg??? well, minus some for hardness. the robot sparks wildly but fires with both sonic disruptors at him (atk 25 & 27; dmg 14 & 4) ]

[parsecs]

[Han grits his teeth and shoots back (atk 20 dmg 13 if it hits). PEW PEW!]

[asuma]

[Screw it. Klaus is going to rush over toward sparky and, if he can get close enough, attempt to slam his fist through that metal exterior (attack 23, damage 15 if it hits).]

[badexample]

[Andrew is officially putting his gun away. Shooting a teammate sort of kills his combat buzz. But maybe the room with the giant computer also has something in the way of robot controls?? Search would be 30 to find something useful or Computer use 36 if he can use the computer he shut down the program on to like hack in to the robots program? If not, he's just gonna fuck with computer shit while everyone else does battle things.]

[beatupgrass]

[Rocket growls at the robot and Klaus for... being engaged in melee when he's trying to shoot, and he'll take the -4 penalty since he doesn't have precise shot and fires both his guns again (atk 21, atk 11- dmg 7 if the first hits)]

[spellfile]

[ klaus manages to punch a small dent in the side. andrew seems to find that the only way to turn the robot off would be to risk turning o.s.c.a.r. back on momentarily and hoping that it doesn't cause any trouble in the few seconds he would need to turn the robot off.

rocket's guns shoot uselessly off the hull pew pew. zero directs his vivilor to go slam a fist at the thing (atk 27, dmg 13), and the heavily damaged robot swings its gun around, stepping back once and firing at klaus (atk 21 which is probably a miss? 13 dmg if not) and the vivilor (atk 37, dmg 10) ]

[parsecs]

[Han tries to shoot it again (atk 18 dmg 34 with double penetration so BOY I HOPE IT HITS) and uses heroic surge to try to get another shot off (atk.... crit fail whoops).]

[asuma]

[Yeah, Klaus was sort of ready for something like that so he saw it coming and thus was able to sidestep being blasted at point blank range thanks to being a vampire.

He comes back swinging though--aiming to slam his fists at the dent he's already made in the robot's exterior (attack 29 and 31, damage 21 with penetration and 11 without).]

[badexample]

[If the robot is still up after all of that, Andrew will try to turn the computer back on to take control of the robot and... not start up another killer robot in the process?

maybe?]

[beatupgrass]

Maybe we can try blowin' it up[hahaha SINCE CLEARLY GUNS ARE NOT WORKING VERY WELL AND HE'S SO PISSED ABOUT IT.

Still gonna shoot it tho (atk 26, atk 14; dmg 8, which... probably gets eaten by the DR AS PER USUAL sobs)]

[spellfile]

[ bad news han :(

klaus manages to make another tiny dent, but the hull is so hard that it resists most of the damage. better than rocket's doing really.

as andrew boots the computer back up long enough to override the warden robot, o.s.c.a.r. gives one last hurrah, shooting a burning hands spell out of its monitor. han and andrew will both have to make reflex saves DC 15 vs 10 fire dmg... but andrew does successfully power down the robot, whose guns droop, the light going out of its sensors. moments later, with a keystroke, he shuts o.s.c.a.r. down once and for all. /init ]

[beatupgrass]

[WELL THAT'S A RELIEF. Rocket lowers his guns and snarls.]

So now can we blow this place up? [he says not seeming to care THAT TWO OF HIS TEAM MAY BE ON FIRE.]