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Sir Hasmed ([personal profile] eldritchweaver) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend2017-09-23 09:19 am

chapter five ♔ it'll be a day like this one when the sky falls down



the blues - switchfoot
WHO || The Knights
WHAT || Failboat returns from the disaster in LA as the Knighthood goes on lockdown
WHERE || The castle, London
WHEN || Directly after this, Fall 2017
HOW || Actionspam


Hasmed's announcement does not brook any rebuttal: all Knights are recalled to the Castle, where they must remain until the Section Heads and Jack Chessing have spoken about the events in Los Angeles that have left the Knighthood without their usual leader.  

The entire Los Angeles area is now covered with a dark miasma that has interfered with any signals that might be sent out from phones, etc., leaving the whole world wondering what exactly is happening down there.  Final images showed horrendous monsters, a panic of citizens, looting and violence from humans and Shadowkind alike.  

Hasmed has warned of extra magical wards on the castle, and anyone arriving will immediately take notice of one very prominent one: above the entire roof of the excessively large building hovers a black and red sigil in the air, a pentagram in a circle surrounded by runes or words in an unknown language, stretching for miles.  

[ This is the social log for post-LA lockdown.  Failboat must complete the top log before being allowed to tag outside of it. ]
firstexample: (the normalest)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-18 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
And what exactly is your pay grade?
receptionist: (Default)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gasps, dramatically. It's almost a pearl clutching moment. If she wore real pearls.]

You're not allowed to ask me how much I get paid! It creates an uncomfortable work environment, but rest assured I get paid thirty percent less than whatever you're making, because I'm female! We're undervalued and underpaid and overworked!!! [Maybe Cheryl attended a feminist march during her time away??]
firstexample: (rebellious phase)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-18 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Which puts me firmly above your paygrade. Hand it over.
receptionist: (actually smarter)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-18 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[She rips the sheet of paper off the pad and wads it up, putting it into her mouth and chewing.]
firstexample: (pantless wonder)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's disgusting.
receptionist: (annoyed)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[A part of Cheryl still has that asphyxiation kink and there's a brief moment where she glances around her, to see who else, other than this large oaf of an old man is around. Upset that there's no one worth any effort, she finishes chewing the paper and swallows.

Not that she had anything really good on that paper, anyway.]


You're rude and demanding and you should trust people more!
firstexample: (prove a point)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-18 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Now is the hardly the time to go about trusting people!
receptionist: (Default)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-18 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this is exactly the time to be trusting people! We're at war! If we can't trust each other then we are fighting against each other. That's just dumb!

[a beat]

You're dumb!
firstexample: (pantless wonder)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-18 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And how many degrees do you have?
receptionist: (annoyed)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
As if it's hard to get a degree? They give doctorates out to celebrities just for being famous.
firstexample: (the normalest)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-19 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not famous! Just a genius!
receptionist: (not listening)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-20 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes.]

Brag much?
firstexample: (rebellious phase)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-22 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing wrong with knowing one's strengths.
receptionist: (telling inappropriate stories)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[She offers him a frown, showing some pity for him.] Well, at least you have the one.
firstexample: (pantless wonder)

[personal profile] firstexample 2017-11-23 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it. I'm reporting you, young lady.
receptionist: (not taking messages)

[personal profile] receptionist 2017-11-23 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's flattered, because young lady, but then it's almost as if people just want her to yell this at them.]

YOU AREN'T MY SUPERVISOR!! [Then she storms off in a huff... or at least she's going to attempt.]