I already had history with someone who turned out to be about as deep in Hell as they come, so I called her up and well...

[His winces visibly, the lines in his forehead prominent as he pauses to get his shit together. He only just found out about this stuff too, after all, and it shook him up a lot.

He didn't exactly get closure.]

...I thought she was helping me. Until I found out her Daddy's freaking bride was sitting under our noses and she never exactly mentioned anything. I think it was pretty clear she was just out to use me, too. They probably set the whole thing up in advance to get me to go to her.