LAS VEGAS ♔ DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[morethanasidekick]

One of The Drunks - Panic! At The Disco

WHO || Kenzi, Paige, Bo, Groot, Rocket, You? Gatecrashers Others welcome.
WHAT || Vegas Baby!
WHERE || Pandora in Vegas, Nevada.
WHEN || March, 2018
HOW || Action Spam.

[ Kenzi had threatened Paige with a ladies night and of course, if anyone needed a night out it was Bo. The fact that there's also a talking Tree, a drinking Raccoon and... Drax? It's Kenzi. Why is anyone shocked by the people that she spends time with? She has ideas and they spin out of control and you just sort of hang on for the ride. It's her way. She may have casually mentioned they were coming here to a few other people, so if you happen to show up as well? The more the merrier.

The location itself isn't exactly filled with the garish glitz and glamor that a person generally associates with Vegas. Pandora has a British Pub meets modern day speakeasy feel to it. It's known for its signature cocktails with names like Panty Dropper and the Hot Little Mess and you can always count on live entertainment in the form of dancers, magicians, a band and of course, a DJ. It also happens to be one of the few clubs that has an open door policy where Shadowkind are concerned. Whether they'll be rethinking said policy after tonight? We just don't know. ]

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[morethanasidekick]

[ I'm so glad that I rolled to see whether Kenzi had just taken a mouthful of her drink. And that I then, also rolled to see if she would be able to keep any of it in her mouth once those words come out of Drax's. You'll be pleased to know that the answer is yes and almost none of it - a wide spray of beer now covering the bar, part of herself and probably Drax too.

To make this picture even more amazing, we have the fact that Kenzi is going to pretend like she hasn't just made a spectacular scene. She'll, of so casually, reach for a stack of napkins and begin blotting beer spittle off of everything. ]

Did he. [ What would have been super helpful right now? A decent wisdom check to remember that Rocket has been saying this for several years now.

Super helpful, but apparently not possible. (Wis 8). ]

Remind me to thank Quill for sharing that with him.

[ Glass houses, Kenzi. Remember that one time you texted Bo while you were still with him. ]

[spinerip]

[He nods seriously as her sarcasm flies over her head and he does not catch it (wis 2).]

When would you like to be reminded? I have a keen memory. I can remind you just as easily in a year as in a day.

[morethanasidekick]

[ ... ]

Any time you see me within five feet of him. [ A beat. ] Just in case I forget...

[spinerip]

I understand. [He puts a giant hand on her shoulder.] Quill, too, is a forgetful idiot. You will be very happy together.

[morethanasidekick]

[ Maybe, she would be mildly offended if she weren't mid trying to halt another spit take. ]

What? [ Together? ] Quill? [ Together together? ] Pfft - nooo. I mean we... it's - Bartender?!

[spinerip]

[Drax totally gets what's happening here.]

Yes! Bartender! Bring us celebratory libations!

[morethanasidekick]

[ She would argue but at this point? She just wants the booze. ]

Sure. Why not. What he said. [ So. Much. Booze. ]

My lady business getting attention is definitely a cause for celebration. [ So dry. So gonna go over Drax's head. ]

[spinerip]

[No doesn't go over Drax's head at all!! His reflex's are too fast! He will catch it! In fact, his eyes dawn with comprehension.]

Ah. You are a prostitute!

[Yep, all the comprehension a wis check of 3 can get you.]

It makes sense, then, that you would sleep with Quill. It was... lady business.

[morethanasidekick]

[ She stares at him with a look of wide-eyed horror and there is a moment there where she's trying to protest but she can't make the words come out of her mouth because WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING.

And apparently, her solution is to wildly gesture to her vagina with both hands, because that doesn't make her the weird one here at all... ]

Lady Business! [ And people are staring. ] I'm talking about my vagina! [ They're staring at you, Kenzi... ] It's a VIP Club not a Theme Park!

[ You are not helping this situation with your response...]

[spinerip]

[He gives her a baffled stare.]

And Quill could afford you?

[morethanasidekick]

It's not a club you pay entry to! It has a very select clientele.

[ This analogy is getting so much worse. ]

I tried to bar access but it had other ideas.

[ Yes. Yes, she is still talking about her vagina. ]

[spinerip]

[Drax puts his hands on Kenzi's shoulders, rage building in his eyes.]

Are you saying Quill forced entry?

[.....it's time to stop using metaphors, perhaps.]

[morethanasidekick]

[ This would, potentially have been a moment where Kenzi is legitimately touched by Drax's sudden rage and while later it would certainly leave her with the conviction that he truly is a great guy... at present she's too busy looking utterly alarmed to register that fact. ]

Nooooo-OOOO! No! No, no no not - Not saying that at all! Permission was, granted. More than once. [ Too much information. ] Very, eagerly granted. [ Stop talking. ] I'm even planning to enthusiastically do so, many, many times tonight.

[ Oh god, help. ]

Please make the words stop.

[spinerip]

[Drax nods along, though he is still looking more confused than anything else.]

Tonight he is to enter the night club that is a metaphor for your vagina again? With his penis, correct? He is not going to become a tiny man, nor will you become a giant.

[He is getting the hang of this metaphor thing!]

[morethanasidekick]

I... [ Her face runs through a comical reel of expressions as she tries to settle on how to respond. ]

Yes. That is exactly. What that means. [ At this point she's just grateful he no longer thinks the actual worst. ]

I may regret this but... giants and little people???

[spinerip]

I hear the mages of this world have spells that can cause that sort of effect, and he wouldn’t fit otherwise.

[He gives her another completely sincere look.]

As the saying goes, I would not kinkshame.

[morethanasidekick]

[ She continues to stare, brow creased, eyes narrowed, completely lost as to - ]

Oh god. [ Wis 23. ] Why?

[ She needs her drink. She needs to drink all of her drink because she sure is picturing what Drax is laying out and she can't seem to make herself stop. Help. ]

Is this a thing? [ A beat.] Of course, its a thing Diapers are a thing. [ She's ok with the kink shaming, clearly. ] Deep sea diving is off the table. I'm talking, the simple merging of naughty bits.

[spinerip]

[Yeah, Drax is mostly just confused still. So he decides to just go for encouraging.]

I am happy for you and your... misbehaving bits.

[morethanasidekick]

Thank... you? [ Is this actually better? It could certainly be worse so she'll take it. ]

I'm sure they too will be, very happy.