LAS VEGAS ♔ DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[morethanasidekick]

One of The Drunks - Panic! At The Disco

WHO || Kenzi, Paige, Bo, Groot, Rocket, You? Gatecrashers Others welcome.
WHAT || Vegas Baby!
WHERE || Pandora in Vegas, Nevada.
WHEN || March, 2018
HOW || Action Spam.

[ Kenzi had threatened Paige with a ladies night and of course, if anyone needed a night out it was Bo. The fact that there's also a talking Tree, a drinking Raccoon and... Drax? It's Kenzi. Why is anyone shocked by the people that she spends time with? She has ideas and they spin out of control and you just sort of hang on for the ride. It's her way. She may have casually mentioned they were coming here to a few other people, so if you happen to show up as well? The more the merrier.

The location itself isn't exactly filled with the garish glitz and glamor that a person generally associates with Vegas. Pandora has a British Pub meets modern day speakeasy feel to it. It's known for its signature cocktails with names like Panty Dropper and the Hot Little Mess and you can always count on live entertainment in the form of dancers, magicians, a band and of course, a DJ. It also happens to be one of the few clubs that has an open door policy where Shadowkind are concerned. Whether they'll be rethinking said policy after tonight? We just don't know. ]

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

[ You know this. Kenzi even knows this but she didn't know that the actual word was just a Perfumer so she figured if she said it with conviction she was in with a chance. This is why there should have been a pre-planned cover story. ]

I mean... [ Grimacing. ] Only the original. Groot is like the ultimate get you out of the doghouse friend. He can make flowers the way you make fancy cocktails. But ya know. Not enough for bulk production.

[ Had you called her on it? She had already come up with another lie to cover the flaw in her original lie. ]

[mercenairy]

[ It's more amusing this way, honestly.

He slides her one of his fancy cocktails with a grin. ]

So you'd basically need a... grove of Groots, is what you're saying? I mean, Spring is right around the corner....

[morethanasidekick]

[let's be honest. By the end of the night, there will be six different stories circulating the club, including the one that Groot is actually a man in a killer costume. ]

Exactly. [ But then her gaze slides towards the person Tree in question, a genuine fondness in her eyes as she watches him interacting with Rocket. ]

But they'll just be a bunch of cheap copies. There is only one Groot.

[ And as she slides her drink towards her... horror twists her features. ]

Oh god. Now I'm wondering how Groot has sex. Why would you put that thought in my head?

[mercenairy]

[ At the horrified look on her face, Dante just starts laughing, deep and amused and thoroughly tickled. ]

My bad. I hadn't realized it wasn't there already. You seem like the sort to ponder all angles.

[morethanasidekick]

Not that angle! Never. That angle.

[ He may be big but he's basically a child. Also. Ya know. A tree. ]

Here's hoping he makes like a flower and pollinates the old fashioned way.

[mercenairy]

[ Snickering, Dante just props his elbows on the bar and rests his chin in one palm to grin at her. ]

Come on, now. You've got the look of someone who's seen some weird shit in their life. Tree sex can't be the strangest thing you've encountered.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh... [ Pfft. ] Not even close but Groot is a little boy trapped in the body of a large tree.

[ It's disturbing on multiple levels. ]

Accidental cannibalism was less scarring.

[mercenairy]

A little boy? [ Dante arches an eyebrow before narrowing his gaze at the girl across his bar. ] Are you telling me the tree is underage? Do I need to card him?

[ He's probably mostly joking. Maybe? ]

....Accidental cannibalism. How do you "accidentally" do that?

[morethanasidekick]

I will neither confirm or deny. [ Grinning back at him with a playful glint in her eyes. Technically speaking the answer is probably... seeing as he started out as a sapling in this world. ]

Have you never heard of Soylent Green? The secret ingredient is not always love. Just sayin. [ Sadly for Kenzi... there is no bluff check required. ]

[mercenairy]

[ Dante just groans and pours her a refill. ]

I'm not even going to ask. Because I don't want to know. You [ He waves a finger at her with a bemused look ] sound like an absolute magnet for trouble. And I've only known you for five minutes.