LAS VEGAS ♔ DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[morethanasidekick]

One of The Drunks - Panic! At The Disco

WHO || Kenzi, Paige, Bo, Groot, Rocket, You? Gatecrashers Others welcome.
WHAT || Vegas Baby!
WHERE || Pandora in Vegas, Nevada.
WHEN || March, 2018
HOW || Action Spam.

[ Kenzi had threatened Paige with a ladies night and of course, if anyone needed a night out it was Bo. The fact that there's also a talking Tree, a drinking Raccoon and... Drax? It's Kenzi. Why is anyone shocked by the people that she spends time with? She has ideas and they spin out of control and you just sort of hang on for the ride. It's her way. She may have casually mentioned they were coming here to a few other people, so if you happen to show up as well? The more the merrier.

The location itself isn't exactly filled with the garish glitz and glamor that a person generally associates with Vegas. Pandora has a British Pub meets modern day speakeasy feel to it. It's known for its signature cocktails with names like Panty Dropper and the Hot Little Mess and you can always count on live entertainment in the form of dancers, magicians, a band and of course, a DJ. It also happens to be one of the few clubs that has an open door policy where Shadowkind are concerned. Whether they'll be rethinking said policy after tonight? We just don't know. ]

Comments

[spinerip]

[Honestly Drax can't really tell the difference between normal Peter Quill dancing and flailing awkwardly.]

Ah, so she is more serious than that? [Drax puts a hand on Peter's shoulder.] For your wedding, I shall destroy all contenders to prove myself the best man.

[starprince]

[ oh my god all their friend are the w o r s t

he looks down at the hand in some confusion and then his eyes turn into saucers at those words, and he lifts both hands in clear protest ] Whoa, whoa, whoa! No wedding! No best man! That's not-- what kind of world do you come from where there's no gray area between marriage and call girls??

[spinerip]

[He squints, clearly puzzled, but then his expression lights up (wis 16).]

The gray is not a true color. It is a metaphor!

[starprince]

You see this face I'm making right now? [ he points a finger at his unamused expression ] Not a metaphor.

[spinerip]

Of course not. How would your face be a metaphor?

[He's still not extremely good at recognizing metaphors, but this seems to make especially little sense.]

[starprince]

It's not-- not like a-- are you always like this??

[spinerip]

Always like what?

[starprince]

This dense.

[spinerip]

Ah, yes. [He holds out an arm to Peter.] Here, feel my arm. Pure muscle.

[starprince]

Dude, I'm not touching your arm.

[spinerip]

[Drax pushes his arm towards Peter again.]

Touch it!

[starprince]

Okay. Fine. Stop... making it weird. [ he will gingerly reach out to poke drax's arm with two fingers. and then it's still weird because drax is clearly looking for a response ] Yeah that's... real thick, alright.

[spinerip]

Have you ever felt denser muscle?

[starprince]

I don't go around feeling a lot of dudes' muscles.

[spinerip]

It is denser than lady muscles as well.

[starprince]

Yeah, you're really cornering the market. You should be... very proud. And clearly are.