LAS VEGAS ♔ DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

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One of The Drunks - Panic! At The Disco

WHO || Kenzi, Paige, Bo, Groot, Rocket, You? Gatecrashers Others welcome.
WHAT || Vegas Baby!
WHERE || Pandora in Vegas, Nevada.
WHEN || March, 2018
HOW || Action Spam.

[ Kenzi had threatened Paige with a ladies night and of course, if anyone needed a night out it was Bo. The fact that there's also a talking Tree, a drinking Raccoon and... Drax? It's Kenzi. Why is anyone shocked by the people that she spends time with? She has ideas and they spin out of control and you just sort of hang on for the ride. It's her way. She may have casually mentioned they were coming here to a few other people, so if you happen to show up as well? The more the merrier.

The location itself isn't exactly filled with the garish glitz and glamor that a person generally associates with Vegas. Pandora has a British Pub meets modern day speakeasy feel to it. It's known for its signature cocktails with names like Panty Dropper and the Hot Little Mess and you can always count on live entertainment in the form of dancers, magicians, a band and of course, a DJ. It also happens to be one of the few clubs that has an open door policy where Shadowkind are concerned. Whether they'll be rethinking said policy after tonight? We just don't know. ]

Comments

[starprince]

[ wait what ] ... The uh... birthday girl? [ he thinks he might remember her name, but not enough that he's gonna guess and sound dumb ]

[succubestie]

[Now she just looks confused.]

It's someone's birthday? [Oh look, shots are here. She picks up the one in front of her.] No, I mean my best friend. Kenzi, you know the one that just...

[She just sort of lifts her eyebrows and tilts her head toward that one specific hallway. She clinks her shot glass against his if he's picked it up.]

Nice work on that, by the way. I mean, I tried not to pay too much attention, but it's kind of hard when you're both lighting up like freaking fireworks over there.

[Aaaaand down the hatch.]

[starprince]

[ he had almost lifted the drink to his mouth but didn't quite make it there, so we're all spared a spit take, but the glass clinks back against the counter fast ] Wait.

Were you--- [ processing ... processing...

his voice drops to a slightly panicked hiss ] Were you watching us? [ wow kenzi, he did not know you had a kinky thing going on with your best friend. is this... going in a threesome direction...?? yeah, this is the way his mind works ]

[succubestie]

Huh? No. Ew, gross.

[She makes a literal wincing face because watching Kenzi have sex would be the worst thing she could ever do.

She leans toward him slightly so that maybe, just maybe, everyone around won't hear her.]

I'm a succubus. [She leans back then, signaling to order another round. For both of them while she keeps talking over her shoulder. What a good life choice.] I can sense sexual auras. Can't turn it off, sorry. [She points towards the dance floor where two people happen to be grinding.] Like those two, definitely going to hit it tonight. The two next to them, she's definitely not into it.

[starprince]

[ yeah he definitely needs those drinks now. he will also look down at his dick, as if he expects it to be visibly glowing ] Are you saying I have a sex aura? [ i mean, he sounds kinda proud tbh, that sounds like a good thing ]

[succubestie]

[She just reaches over and pat him on the shoulder twice.]

You and every other person with a libido, dude.

[starprince]

Well, yeah, but I mean... [ he leans in just a little to ask conspiratorially: ] It's like [ he gives her a knowing but questioning look, seeking confirmation as he makes some kind of vague gesture that indicates... potential aura size?? potency???? he's not sure, but something in that vicinity ] you know. A good one, right? [ plz confirm ]

[succubestie]

[She snorts out a brief bit of laughter before she just shakes her head.]

It was great. Big thumbs up from me.

[starprince]

[ he rolled a 3 so he just looks as self-satisfied as humanly possible ] I mean... I don't like to brag, but... [ yes he does ]

[succubestie]

Yes, you do.

[Blunt as ever, but at least she doesn't seem to care that he's being an egomaniac. Or trying to be.]

Look, all sex auras aside, I just figured we should chat. After all, I hear you two are heading somewhere swanky after you're done with the club scene tonight.

[starprince]

... She told you about that, huh. [ he can't help it if a tiny little smirk lifts his lips, as if that's both a compliment, and just at the thought of heading off somewhere with kenzi in general ]

[succubestie]

Of course, she did. Someone has to take care of the rest of these jokers.

[She hooks a thumb over her shoulder, indicating the rest of the crew that came with them.]

Also, there's that whole best friend thing. If she went off and vanished, I'd have to hunt down a kidnapper.

[starprince]

I told her I'm not trying to crash your ladies' night or whatever. [ he waves a hand at the bar ] You guys can party it up all you want first.

[succubestie]

While that does win you points, I meant someone has to make sure they get back to base, a job that Kenzi has tasked me with since she was apparently making it her responsibility.

[It's clear that she thinks everyone here is a big boy/girl and can take care of themselves, but when a friend asks you for a favor so she can have a night of good sex in a nice hotel room, you don't give her a reason to worry.]

Just...take care of her, alright?

[She doesn't just mean her orgasms, Peter. Though he better take care of those, too. Bo's a concerned big sister who doesn't want to see her bestie get hurt.]

[starprince]

[ but the orgasms right

he holds both of his hands in a gesture of innocence ] We're just planning on enjoying ourselves in a mutual two very consenting adults way. Totally above board.

[succubestie]

[And then with a low will save, she decides to be blunt as fuck.]

I mean don't hurt her, and not in the physical way.

[Do u catch her drift yet, bro?]

[starprince]

Hey, I'm not trying to screw her over, if that's what you mean. [ abort abort ]

[succubestie]

[Haha, she rolled a 2 on her sense motive. Cool, cool. She's not sure she believes that AT ALL.]

Just making sure we're on the same page. She's basically like a sister to me in all the ways that matter.

[starprince]

Message received. [ he's gonna down that whole drink now ]

[succubestie]

Perfect! Here, you can have the rest of mine too. [She passes him her very full drink that she was going to have before she realized that sober was a thing she needed to be.] I'm gonna go ask the big guy on the dance floor if he can spare me a quick lip lock.

[She gets up off the stool. Yes, she means Drax. It's fine. That all makes perfect sense.]

[starprince]

You mean... Drax? [ he looks between her and him and looks really confused but... whatever floats your boat ] Maybe just... don't beat around the bush. Small words.

[succubestie]

I'm rather fond of beating the bush. You better be too or you're not taking care of my girl.

[She gives him a wink.]

Straight to the point, though. Got it. That's more my style anyway. [She waves at him, taking a few steps backward before turning on a heel.] Later, space man.

[starprince]

[ congrats bo, that comment rendered him literally speechless as you walk away

werwatey?? ]