LAS VEGAS ♔ DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[morethanasidekick]

One of The Drunks - Panic! At The Disco

WHO || Kenzi, Paige, Bo, Groot, Rocket, You? Gatecrashers Others welcome.
WHAT || Vegas Baby!
WHERE || Pandora in Vegas, Nevada.
WHEN || March, 2018
HOW || Action Spam.

[ Kenzi had threatened Paige with a ladies night and of course, if anyone needed a night out it was Bo. The fact that there's also a talking Tree, a drinking Raccoon and... Drax? It's Kenzi. Why is anyone shocked by the people that she spends time with? She has ideas and they spin out of control and you just sort of hang on for the ride. It's her way. She may have casually mentioned they were coming here to a few other people, so if you happen to show up as well? The more the merrier.

The location itself isn't exactly filled with the garish glitz and glamor that a person generally associates with Vegas. Pandora has a British Pub meets modern day speakeasy feel to it. It's known for its signature cocktails with names like Panty Dropper and the Hot Little Mess and you can always count on live entertainment in the form of dancers, magicians, a band and of course, a DJ. It also happens to be one of the few clubs that has an open door policy where Shadowkind are concerned. Whether they'll be rethinking said policy after tonight? We just don't know. ]

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[succubestie]

[Bo just has the biggest smirk on her face of all time as she oh so casually takes a sip out of her glass.]

I didn't say a word...

[morethanasidekick]

[ You don't need to. She is so aware that she's lit up like the North Star guiding Peter Quill to Sextopia. ]

Good. Gooooood. [ Hello drink, come to Kenzi's mouth. ] So... ya know... on a scale of 1 to 10. Exactly how horrible would I be if instead of getting everyone back I were to.... gogetahotelroomwithquill.

[succubestie]

[With a nat 20 will save, Bo handles this with the smoothest of grace.]

How about I just give it an 11 on the you-absolutely-need-to-do-that scale?

[She leans in and gives her bestie a kiss on the temple as she sips her drink before pulling back.]

We'll be fine. I'll just grab a little chi from someone to sober up and make sure everyone gets home just fine.

[morethanasidekick]

[ She double takes at that, almost like she was expecting Bo to caution her in some way... or maybe it was that she was hoping she might??? ]

Really? So... [ The ice in this drink sure is fascinating. Look at it. Clinking against the edge of the glass. Like ice does. ]

You don't think I'm being... rash? [ Peering at her from out of the corner of her eye. ]

[succubestie]

I think that you owe it to yourself to see what happens.

[She grins a little wider.]

And let off some steam, of course. I mean, would I say no to an offer like that?

[morethanasidekick]

Trust me. Steam is... so not an issue where we're concerned.

[ I was gonna make a joke about how it's more the generating than the blowing off but then I remembered what happened in that hallway. YW. ]

I'm not sure you're the best measure of what to say yes to when it comes to sex, Succubus.

[succubestie]

I'm the best measure of what to say yes to; whatever you're feeling in the moment.

[Wink]

[morethanasidekick]

Oh my god, you're the worst. [ By which she means best. Actual best. Thanks for enabling her getting laid.

Let's pretend that's only what Kenzi is apprehensive about. Thanks. ]

Though just so we're clear? I tend to lose all feeling after I'm around him for a while. He is - Very - Muscles.

[succubestie]

[She knows.

Pretend away, Kenz. She won't let you do it forever if you try.]

That just means he's doing his job.

[morethanasidekick]

And very well at that.

[ Credit where due and he'd earned himself... plenty of that. ]

The things he can do with his mouth... just sayin.

[succubestie]

[Bo looks pleased as punch.]

Maybe he'll be able to even give me some tips. I'm always up for expanding my bag of tricks.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh I bet he'd love that.

[ No but really. Having a hot AF succubus ask him for oral tips and tricks? Holy Ego, Batman. ]

Is it wrong that I'm almost hoping we have terrible sex, just so I can say he hasn't ruined me for the rest of mankind?

[succubestie]

Yes, if only because with patience you can teach anyone how to work it.

[Aaaaand wink.]

At least you stuck an almost in there.

[morethanasidekick]

[ ... ]

Mother Theresa wouldn't have enough patience to teach what he can do.

[ And in case Bo wasn't sure how true that was? Kenzi will just punctuate that statement by draining the rest of her drink. ]

[succubestie]

Aaaalright, Tiger.

[She'll just gently spin Kenzi around and give her a very platonic smack on the butt.]

Go get 'im.