orientation ♔

[nepotism]

WHO || Fred, Deadpool [open!]
WHAT || Fred meets with his newest squire
WHERE || Training Room
WHEN || May 15, Morning.
HOW || Actionspam

[ Fred gets the vibe that Wade's really an action sorta guy, so he suggests they meet up in the training room for their orientation.

It seemed like a good idea at the time... ]

Comments

I'M A REBEL I DO WHAT I WANT

[meta]

Does this mean we don't get to use them in here? Lame. [Deadpool likes guns.] How about swords? Grenades?

YOU DO WHAT I WANT

[nepotistic]

We're a little short on rocket launchers, but beyond that, we're pretty fully stocked.

[meta]

[He legit looks pretty disappointed by that.]

Guess I'll have to make do.

[nepotism]

So should I take it you've had a lot of experience with combat?

[meta]

...Probably. [He doesn't... really remember. But considering his innate love of things that go boom, his rippling muscles, and the "Merc with a Mouth" catch phrase... Seems a safe bet.]

[nepotism]

Clean slate, huh?

[meta]

Like someone bleached my brain.

[nepotistic]

Can't say what I know what it's like firsthand, but I've heard about it enough times to know how eerie it can be.

Or liberating, I guess, depending on who you ask.

[meta]

It's cool, I get the feeling I'm not new to the world of drain bamage.

[nepotism]

[ that provokes a loud laugh, and he gestures for deadpool to follow ] C'mon, let's bust our skulls around some more then.

[meta]

Sounds awesome! [Two big thumbs up!]

[nepotistic]

[ he'll slide his card through the armory security system and unlock it... revealing the massive room of pointy and explodey shit. ]

[meta]

[Deadpool looks like a kid on Christmas morning.]

I want to gather it all up and make a giant, explosive chair.

[nepotism]

You'd probably take the whole castle down with you.

[meta]

Well, I'd wait until someone I don't like is sitting in it.

[nepotism]

Making enemies already?

[meta]

Why put off for tomorrow what you can kill today?

[nepotism]

Generally, if you killed them already, they won't be enemies anymore, so much as memories.

[ a beat ] Though, I guess the bad guys can get rezzed too, sometimes.

[meta]

[Knowledge (fourth wall): 11]

Especially if they're fan favorites.

[nepotism]

Not really sure our nemeses get a lot of fangirls around here.

[meta]

Really? Lame. It's the best reason to be a villain.

[nepotism]

And here I thought the appeal lay in the evil laughter. [ He examines a rack of guns, gesturing towards the ammo boxes below. ] We've got a variety of rounds too, if you want something specific. Incendiary, that kind of thing. Unless melee's more your style.

[meta]

On a hunch, I'd say I'm good with both. Incendiary, you say? [He goes over to admire the ammo.]

[nepotism]

Yeah, so don't go lighting up in here or anything. Might be a bad move.

[meta]

I'll take that under consideration. [BUT NO PROMISES.]