portugal ♔ built my tower like pebbles in the rain

[cabot]

Castle Down- Emilie Autumn

WHO || Val'drin, Thoster, Chiaki, Morgan, Deadpool, Fred Jr.
WHAT || The gang investigate a creepy castle that's fallen through the Veil
WHERE || Portugal
WHEN || Saturday, July 7th, evening
HOW || Actionspam

[ As missions go, it's pretty straightforward. A week ago, a large, creepy looking castle materialized on a cliffside above a small town in Portugal, and the locals are too freaked to go check it out. No one's gone in or out, and theoretically it could just be empty. But seeing as how it probably came from the Shadow World, it could also house artifacts that the Knights should get their hands on before evil doers do. So it's their job to scope it out, maybe loot the place of the good stuff, and make sure no threats are hiding there.

Val'drin surveys the place with hands on his hips from the gate. ]

I believe the phrase is a 'fixer upper'.

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[nepotism]

[ order:

thoster
fred jr.
deadpool
croc-o-dile!

hit it ]

[bluffcheck]

[Hey. Hey everyone? Remember Thoster's head wound? Yeah, he's not exactly battle ready right now. But don't tell him that, because he's just fucking going for it. Assuming that he can ready his weapon, make the move action and attack, he'll do just that.

...And I shit you not, he rolled a nat 20 for attack. 12 damage.

Also for reference, his AC is 15]

[nepotism]

[ badassssss

blood gushes out of the thing and it thrashes, as fred jr. draws his sword and... i also shit you not... also rolls a nat 20... with penetration damage.

so as thoster shoves a blade directly into the body of the beast, fred lops its head off and finishes it.

hahaha deadpool's life.

/initiative... already ... ]

[meta]

[Yeah, Deadpool looks very disappointed that's uncool.]

No fair! I didn't get to shoot it even a little!

[bluffcheck]

[Thoster steps back and takes a look at the carnage before glancing at Deadpool.]

Sorry, friend. Just glad to say that this blood isn't mine. Next one's all yours. You have my word.

[nepotism]

How about we try that escape route before there is a next one?

[meta]

Fine, fine, I'll cover your rear.

Heeehheee. Rear.

[bluffcheck]

I'm in no condition to lead the charge. [He says, gesturing to the sticky spot from his head wound earlier.]

I'd like to leave a bit of surprises for the rest of you.

After you.

[nepotism]

[ so fred hops up in there and shimmies through, climbing in through ze hole ]