orientation ♔ i don't remember one jump or one leap

[technophobic]

♬ Reasons Why - Nickel Creek

WHO || Lan (??), Spike, open if people want to bang into them, just threadjack wherever.
WHAT || Lan doesn't do things the easy way.
WHERE || Behind Knight's HQ, in the woods
WHEN || Sunday evening
HOW || Actionspam

[All Spike's gotten so far in regards to learning who he's squired to is that his name is Sir Lan Wellington, and that he doesn't, in fact, live in the castle. Instead he lives way out on the back property. In the woods. o___o

Good luck finding the cabin though, because there is no path.]

Optional Rolls:

† Roll a d20. A roll of a 15 or above means he runs across a cabin out there. Anything lower and hooray, wandering around the woods. 8| ... A one or two results in being hopelessly lost.

Comments

[bigbad]

[This is the stupidest place for anyone that wasn't a squirrel to live, Spike's decided. And he's starting to wonder if by 'cabin' they meant 'tree' and it was just impossible for Spike to locate it because he was SURROUNDED by trees and weren't those things supposed to be hazardous to vampire health?

He was fairly sure he knew how to get back to the castle. The problem was his bloody knight wasn't in the castle. And, apparently, wasn't about to pop out and say hi like a normal person. No, Spike had to go on a bloody nature walk.

He stopped to catch his lack of breath and kicked a tree in annoyance. It didn't help. It just made his foot hurt.]