open ♔ march castle socialization

[shootfirst]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time during the second half of March
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of this half of the month.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt. ]

Comments

[65]

Point taken.

How long is a little bit?

[starfucker]

How long will it take you to get her empty head over heels?

[65]

[he takes a moment to consider this.]

Two at the very most.

[starfucker]

Two what? Dates? Months? Rim jobs?

[65]

[slooow stare.]

Dates.

[starfucker]

Fine, but if she's not gushing about you to the press in those two dates, you've gotta throw in some nasty illegal sex acts.

[65]

[ ♪

jk. but no really he's not exactly thrilled about probably whoring himself out again. but he was expecting it so he can wash his eyes out with no more tears baby shampoo and deal.]

I'll do what I have to do.

[starfucker]

It'd be more effective if you were popping her cherry, but that ship's long since fucking sailed.

[65]

No, but I could make it feel that way.

[starfucker]

You can do whatever you fucking want to her so long as you're drilling a number one hit into her vag.

[65]

Don't worry about it.

[starfucker]

Great. Then it's a date. [ >:) ]