open ♔ august castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time during August [back and forward dated]
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of this month.  Because not everyone is into parties, ok.  

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt. ]

Comments

[pathology]

I know what a notebook is. [eyeroll] I'm updating these.

[bittersweeter]

Updating the books. That haven't been touched in a millennia. ...and who are you updating them for?

[pathology]

Myself, I guess. I don't like looking at things that are wrong.

[bittersweeter]

[Then don't fucking read it. Christ she is surrounded by idiots.] And you're an expert on... [She peers, not at all subtle.] A and P. Ew.

[pathology]

[u r 12 tbh.] Yeah. I'm an expert on knowing how to use every muscle effectively. Brownie points for me.

[bittersweeter]

You must be great at sex.

[CLEARLY SHE IS THIRTEEN OMG.]

[pathology]

That's what I meant.

[bittersweeter]

[Hey that was a compliment. Whatever, look at how bothered she is by their obvious lack of friendliness, she just leans against the table.]

So really, OCD or are you just a huge nerd? I'm pretty sure there's a Grey's Anatomy in here for all species, you're literally torturing yourself for no reason.

[pathology]

I'm still trying to figure out why you care.

[bittersweeter]

I'm bored.

[pathology]

I don't know why, when you've just found all these great books to read. [she picks one up off the top of lila's stack and starts flipping through the pages of it.]

[bittersweeter]

Yeah, I'm sure Freud's opinions on dreams are gonna be so very engrossing. [Except for the part where it won't be. Lila hates Freud. That's basically what her stack is of though -- psychological analysis of dreaming. Girl does her homework. Harry Potter might be tucked into the pile, she missed a couple books.]

[pathology]

You know he was a total crock, right?

[bittersweeter]

No shit, but I can't defend Jung's superiority without being able to cite why Freud was such a fucknut.

[pathology]

And what's so comparatively great about Jung? [she tosses the book aside, then picks up another off lila's stack.]

[bittersweeter]

Because he doesn't base theories on how cheerful his dick is at the moment? At least he admits that behavior is reactionary, based on upbrining as well as chemical makeup.

[pathology]

Makes sense. I never cared for all that psychology overanalysis bullshit. [and, after tossing the next book aside] I never cared for Harry Potter, either.

[bittersweeter]

Comes in handy in my line of work. Psychology, not Harry Potter. I just missed that hype, wanted to see what the big deal was.

[pathology]

It's cute, I guess, but it's really childish. Which, I know, children's book. But still. The houses irked me. Like, all the Gryffindors were giant heroic assholes, all the Hufflepuffs were kind and sweet and good, all the Slytherins were evil. All of them. And it's rubbish. Dumbledore wouldn't let all the Slytherins lurk around the castle if there wasn't some kind of good in them.

[bittersweeter]

Isn't Dumbledore supposed to be all looks for the best in people even when there isn't any, though? [Basically what she got from the first book was Dumbles is a dumbass/asshole (changing the scores after it was over, rude) and gingers are incapable of being evil and only people who are inherently bad wear turbans.] Whatever, I read Moby Dick and survived. I'm sure a teenage wizard won't drive me to suicide.

[pathology]

Ugh, Moby Dick. Fuck that. I'll give you credit, you're a braver soul than I.

[bittersweeter]

I'll be sure to put that on my resume.

[pathology]

What, being a well-read individual?

[bittersweeter]

Being a braver soul than a ginger.

[pathology]

[there is just. a face. of so much hatred.]

Oh wow, I didn't realize they let middle schoolers into the knighthood.