open ♔ august castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time during August [back and forward dated]
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of this month.  Because not everyone is into parties, ok.  

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt. ]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

Where I'm from knights don't exist period, so we're pretty even on how useless we'd be in each other's worlds. [She shrugs calmly, like she doesn't mind being horrible with a sword.] And I have other ways of causing pain.

[twinfucker]

[He just gives a twisted little smile.] All women have ways of causing pain.

[bittersweeter]

[At least he has one thing right in all respects.] That is very, very true.

[twinfucker]

I'd still prefer to stick with my own more straightforward method of thrusting a sword into the hearts of my enemies, but everyone has different talents, I suppose.

[bittersweeter]

Well. Guys do love thrusting.

[twinfucker]

[He flashes a grin. It's an obvious joke, but not one many ladies would make. Not where he's from, at least.]

It has its perks.

[Though man, he has no idea how much thrusting he has or hasn't done in his past. That's weird.]

[bittersweeter]

[Luckily Lila is very far from a lady.]

One way to put it. [And she is done with that train of thought.] So, haven't seen you around before.

[twinfucker]

I've been off. Missions and such. I am a knight, you know. My services are often required.

[bittersweeter]

Oh golly, you are? [She feigns amazement for half a second before it disappears into mild curiosity.] Where have you been then?

[twinfucker]

[Wow thanks for making me make up shit he's been doing besides vague ~mission stuff~ :| luckily for me Jaime isn't aware enough of Earth geography to really... know himself many of them.]

I went to a far off city called Miami. It's in a realm with no kings at all. [ISN'T THAT AMAZING?] We took a monstrously fast ship made of metal that flew through the air instead of the water to get there.

[bittersweeter]

[I'M SORRY! Curiosity killed the cat..]

Airplane. It's called an airplane, sweetheart. And that realm is called America, its a democratic republic not a monarchy, there's a president.

[He's precious.]

[twinfucker]

[No need to be patronizing about it.....]

America, yes. Amazing the place is not in open revolt most of the time. Smallfolk choosing their own leader. Sounds like a disaster.

[bittersweeter]

[She snickers.] Yeah, it pretty much is. You should see it during pumpkin spice latte season. Chaos in the streets. [Legit.]