Overly caffienated teenage groupies? [It doesn't escape her that she can pass for a decade younger than she actually is, more probably if she put effort into it.] You severely underestimate the lengths teenage fans will go for One Direction. That's pretty much a flaw free cover. Do you know what they have in those offices? Merchandise. All the autographs and concert clothing worn by... that douchenozzle and his friends. It's a hysterical screaming fan's e-bay dream come true. Oh. My. Gosh. Keijen Blade's autograph! [She affects a giddy sort of high pitched excitement but drops it a second later to mime gagging. What was it she said to Mark regarding screaming girls?] Bitches are crazy, let's go. We can walk and talk.