london ♔ well i'm not paralyzed | but i seem to be struck by you

[moonheart]

♬ take it off - ke$ha

WHO || Andie, Faith, Jordan, Fiona, Faye, Bo, anyone else! [Closed]
WHAT || Andie's birthday bash! ... with a twist
WHERE || The Silver Band dance club
WHEN || April 1st, after 11pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.

Being friends with someone as spontaneous as Faith can have its perks. She's invited the entire under-30 crowd at the castle to come celebrate her friend Andie's 21st birthday at an exclusive dance club called the Silver Band in downtown London.

The club is swirling with colors, as disco balls reflect silvery light that catches on the large quantities of glitter that cover just about every surface. The main dance floors are made of transparent glass, and the club is multi-storied, so that you can choose to dance higher up and see everyone below under your feet. Below the ground floor is a strange black canopy that seems to reflect odd flickering lights, almost like stars. There's a sort of classic opulence to the decor, and hallways branch off here and there to private rooms out of sight. Floating lights bob around the ceiling, that look almost like crystalline balls, except they're light as bubbles and can pop when touched.

Strangely, there are cobwebs in various areas of the club, mostly out of reach, as if it hasn't had occasion to be cleaned in awhile, but there's no traces of grime or dirt anywhere. Faith has a private room procured off one of the halls for the mini-buffet, because how can it be Andie's birthday without food??

Comments

[druidisms]

That's discrimination. And wrong. New Year's, four years ago. [ he raises an eyebrow. ]

[daredtobelieve]

Oh... suppose you have me there.

[They've had some nights okay.]

I've never had sex in a moving car. [That one she's not even sure of about him but just assumes okay.]

[druidisms]

Depends on what constitutes as sex. [ also he takes a shot for the previous one, but he motions for helen to do the same. ] How loose are we qualifying the act? Are we talking all out fucking? Do blow jobs count? Does rimming? [ a pause as he tries to imagine that in a moving car. looks like we've found the one thing he hasn't done. in a moving car. ] Hell, does jerking off count?

[ he's gonna drink regardless, but he still needs to be facetious about it. ]

[daredtobelieve]

[She'll take her bloody shot, alright?!]

Dear god just how bored do you get in the car, Augustus? [Whoops. Too club drunk. She covers her mouth and stifles a laugh, because she did not mean to go full name.]

[druidisms]

Jesus, Helen. Must you? [ he makes the most pained face ever. he hates you so much, woman. she only prompts him to light another joint though. ] It was a long drive. He was very, very attractive. We were squires at the same time, actually. What was his name? [ he snaps his fingers, trying to jar the name out of his brain. ] Whatever, doesn't fucking matter anyway. I think he might be dead. [ shrug. ]

[daredtobelieve]

Sorry, sorry- [And she is. She didn't mean to let that slip. Feeling a little more ~relaxed~ she waits for him to light his joint before she just... takes it from him so she can enjoy it for her damn self.]

Your turn.

[druidisms]

[ R U D E. but he lets her take it. ] Never have I ever... had sex with a woman.

[daredtobelieve]

I will say that I do think you should try it at least once. Not that it would change your mind on anything, but you're adventurous enough as it is.

[yes, she did just sort of suggest he take a walk on the wild side and give hetero sex a go. I don't even know. She's drunk and this club is weird. And it might have been a slight come on? Also she's drinking because lol yeah she's fucked a lady before.]

[druidisms]

I just don't see the appeal. [ he shrugs lazily, taking a drag from the joint. ] But if I ever fucked a woman, I would fuck you, Helen.

[ hashtag besties. ] And if you ever want half-Korean babies, I will happily jerk off into a cup and turkey baste you.

[daredtobelieve]

That may be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. Granted- I did find myself engaged to Jack the Ripper once upon a time, so perhaps that's not saying much.

[druidisms]

Your standards could use some work. Serial killers and fags, you get around don't you?

[daredtobelieve]

It does keep life interesting.

[druidisms]

[ snort. he takes another drag from the joint and passes it over. ] Apparently.