knightsoflegend | london ♔ well i'm not paralyzed

WHO || Andie, Faith, Jordan, Fiona, Faye, Bo, anyone else! [Closed]
WHAT || Andie's birthday bash! ... with a twist
WHERE || The Silver Band dance club
WHEN || April 1st, after 11pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.

Being friends with someone as spontaneous as Faith can have its perks. She's invited the entire under-30 crowd at the castle to come celebrate her friend Andie's 21st birthday at an exclusive dance club called the Silver Band in downtown London.

The club is swirling with colors, as disco balls reflect silvery light that catches on the large quantities of glitter that cover just about every surface. The main dance floors are made of transparent glass, and the club is multi-storied, so that you can choose to dance higher up and see everyone below under your feet. Below the ground floor is a strange black canopy that seems to reflect odd flickering lights, almost like stars. There's a sort of classic opulence to the decor, and hallways branch off here and there to private rooms out of sight. Floating lights bob around the ceiling, that look almost like crystalline balls, except they're light as bubbles and can pop when touched.

Strangely, there are cobwebs in various areas of the club, mostly out of reach, as if it hasn't had occasion to be cleaned in awhile, but there's no traces of grime or dirt anywhere. Faith has a private room procured off one of the halls for the mini-buffet, because how can it be Andie's birthday without food??

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hey, man. I'm just saying I can't be trusted. For all I know you could be three hundred pounds right now and I wouldn't think twice. [You sure as fuck felt that heavy when your ass topped on top of me, js. But I guess that was a nice drunk compliment???]

Hey, man. I am. [ He winked at him, because why the hell not. Still he some how took it as a compliment. Throwing his arm around the others shoulder he shrugged then.]

I'm flat out of ideas.

[What? Adam was too busy trying to poke at Mars' non-existent double chin now that he's close enough to test if he was really three hundred pounds or not.

This basically equates to Adam poking at ... air, and pointing his finger past Mars' neck a few times because he is obviously not a porker.

Yeah he's really drunk whoops.]

[ Mars couldn't help laughing as the other poked at him when he got his neck a time or two Mars leaned in really close. ]

Just wait until morning, you'll be in for a shock.

[ A sign of his intoxication. Mars NEVER goes home with anyone. Boy's still in his wrapper.]

[Dem ASMR tingles when Mars whispers all close to him tho. ~~Challenge accepted.~~]

Don't be a cocktease. [You might think he's trying to shove Mars away, but it's really just one last ditch attempt to confirm the lack of extra chins which misses the mark entirely. The result is Adam palming Mars' face.] Are you coming onto me?

[Except he basically starts laughing two seconds later, after the delayed response of "that's what she said" in his head.]

Being a cock tease means one of us intends to put out, and I dont know about you but I got a feeling at least one of us is to drunk to get it up man.

[ Things he would NEVER say sober right there.]

Whoa, hey. Enough with the sex talk already, man. There's a lady present.

[Here's lookin' at you, Venus. Wink. Oh yeah he was three sheets to the wind.]

Can you believe this guy? [And now he was talking to a cat.]

[ Venus mewed and pushed on of the chicken tenders towards Adam with her nose. She likes you bro.

Mars rolled his eyes and flopped down across from them.]

Yes, my bad. Sorry, Venus. I do not know why I am even talking about it. It's not something I usually give a damn about.

[And he is just drunk enough to reach over, snatch said chicken tender up, and start nomming on it like it ain't no thang. Someone get him a glass of water.]

We have that effect on most people. Isn't that right, Venus? [She gets a scratch behind the ear.] The struggle is real.

[ Mars said nothing about that but he did lean forward watch the other. He would forget most of this by morning but right now Adam and Venus amused him. Venus didn't usually take to men besides him.

The cat mewed more at the affection. She was putty right now.]

Of course it is. [ Mars chuckled.] I guess I know who on cat sitting duty if I have to leave for any reason.

Who? [Yeah he wasn't able to put two and two together there.]

Because screw that. She should just stay with me.

[ Mars was the one to get to laugh this time, sliding down into the booth almost laying down.]

I meant you man! [ Venus lifted her head looking down at the Sorcerer with a 'really' look.]

[Meanwhile, Adam thinks that shit's hilarious because he just starts laughing like that shit was the best mindfuck he ever had ... what even. Run, Venus, before someone sees you with them. Except it's too late and Adam's already leaning over to scratch her behind the ears again.]

We're gonna have so much fun, aren't we? Yes we are! [Yes, this is said in that annoying baby voice people use when talking to their pets.]

[ Mars started to yawn. He was mostly drunk and sitting down had been a bad idea.

Meanwhile, Venus while take all of Adam's love while Mars doses off.]

[Just know that if Adam finds a pen, Mars is waking up with a mustache.]

london ♔ well i'm not paralyzed | but i seem to be struck by you

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/yeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuup