kansas ♔ you have too much fun breaking all the rules

[cigam]

WHO || Gus, Zatanna, Adam, Dawn, Dimitri [closed]
WHAT || The Knights investigate a multiple homicide that seems linked to ritualistic magic use, in backwater Kansas
WHERE || Black Bottom Ridge, Kansas
WHEN || April 8th [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam or prose

Know what's even worse than Kansas? Kansas after a long winter that just won't die. Everything is creepy and flat and the grass is struggle-bussing its way back to life, and the trees are still skeletal, which just lends an eerie semblance to everything as they drive by. Drive by with a U-Haul attached to the back of her their rented vehicle, because they're bringing a fucking bear along. Luckily Gus was able to coax her into this arrangement, but man, I would not to be the one to draw the short straw opening the doors to that trailer when they arrive.

It only took a single stop at a crappy diner for Zatanna to get someone to spill the whereabouts of the survivor of the night they're looking into: she's being kept at a hospital in the nearest actual city. Zee drops off Adam, Dimitri, and Gus near the crime scene, and takes Dawn with her to go see what they can learn from the girl (after telling Gus to behave).

 

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[rituals]

[ adam hears... you know what, i'm not sure what a displacer beast's thoughts sound like. HIDEOUS YOWLING????? but that shit ain't human, that much is for sure.

constantine turns to look between them incredulously, tho. ] You mean to tell me you think this ruddy tom's your junior would-be summoner? [ he swings his gaze towards zatanna, amused disappointment in the tilt of his head ] Zee. You should know better than that. That spell was full-on conjuration, not a whiff of transmutation about it, was there?

[druidisms]

Fucking teenagers.

[ HE IS BLEEDING FROM HIS PRETTY, PRETTY FACE. HE IS SO DONE WITH TEENAGERS, RIGHT NOW. SO DONE.

all teenagers not in this house are dead to him. the only teenager he actually gives a shit about at the moment is the one he crosses the room to find so he can cast cure light wounds on her for a +11 hp. (that would be dawn, fyi. dawn is the only teenager he can stand.)

while he is still bleeding from the face.

god, he really fucking hates teenagers. ] Who the fuck is your friend, Sparky?

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[rituals]

Constantine. [ he can introduce himself, ok. he smirks over at zee as he pulls out a new smoke, since his old one is lying abandoned on the stairs. ] I suppose friend's a word for it. We used to run in the same circles, Zee and I.

[cigam]

I think the word he's searching for here is "ex". [ she gives him a pointed look, although there's nothing really... malicious about it. ] Who, last I knew, was checking himself into an insane asylum. So you can imagine my surprise at finding him in the middle of a mess like this in backwater Kansas, of all places. [ she looks back towards the others ] But he'll have plenty of time to explain that. Is everyone alright? [ concern fills her eyes as she checks out the wounds covering most of them. ]

[ex_psionic439]

[Do we look fucking alright? Like, really. But Adam isn't going to be that blunt right now.]

He's right. [Pointedly ignoring the soap opera bullshit.] It's not human.

[rituals]

'Course I'm right, squire.

Since your human's right upstairs.

[druidisms]

Zee, why don't you and Dawn grab the kid? [ bc gus is liable to set him on fire right about now. ] Adam, Dimitri, get over here so I can heal you. Mellie, stop staring at the guy. [ the guy...can just keep standing there being pretty as far as gus is concerned, constantine's pretty is sure helping the endorphins jump around in his brain. but mellie sits down and licks her wounds.

literally. idk, fucking bears, man. ] We can fire bomb the house when we're through. That'll take care of the bodies, as well. [ sorry, farmers, no funeral for y'all. ] Maybe someone get me a towel first. [ head wounds bleed a lot, gus is tired of it being in his eyes. ]

[ex_psionic439]

[There's a hand towel in the kitchen, so Adam grabs that and heads over (while avoiding the displacer beast still trapped in ice because he doesn't trust that shit not to lash out at a bitch ok). By the time he makes it to Gus he has already used said towel to wipe his own face sorry. But Gus is welcome to it now that he's through. :')]

[druidisms]

[ he takes the towel and just folds it in half with adam's blood on the inside before he mops the blood off his face and then... holds it to the wounds still bleeding. he only has twelve hp left out of fifty, okay, he is on the fucking struggle bus. his other hand reaches out to clamp against adam's shoulder. (cure light wounds + 13 hp) is it nap time yet? no, still need to heal dimitri and zee. maybe constantine if he wants it, idk. gus doesn't give a fuck rn. ]

[ex_psionic439]

[Adam was down to six ok. He was probably stumbling to get across the room idek. But Gus' spell pushes him back up to twenty one, which is nice because he doesn't feel like fucking collapsing anymore. Gus ain't looking too hot himself, though. So Adam is going to go out of his way to ask the obvious.]

What about you? [Aww, see. He really does care. :')]

[druidisms]

I'm fine. I've had worse. [ this is actually true, he has had worse, it's just not making gus less surly when he's in pain rn. he leans his quarterstaff against the wall so he doesn't have to keep attempting to hold it. ] Hell of a headache.

[ maybe he'll rest his head on the ice block. ....nah, better not. ]

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[cigam]

[ zee nods to dawn to follow, and heads towards the stairs, piping up as she puts a hand on the railing ] You still haven't said what you're doing here, John. Both on this farm, and on this side of the pond.

[rituals]

Two way street, that. Didn't exactly hear you leaping to introduce this lot, either. [ it's said with good humor as he glances back down at dawn ] As for me, bit of the usual: right place, right time. [his gaze is drawn through the wooden slats along the steps that afford a view into the grisly kitchen. His expression contorts into a tired grimace. ] Or maybe wrong place and time, depending on who you ask.

[likeagod]

[Dimitri has his own towel as he moves toward the group, wiping blood away as well. He doesn't seem like he's hurting too terribly badly, but he could also be hiding it.]

The assistance was appreciated all the same.

[rituals]

Think that's my line, mate, this time around. Three on one's never been pleasant odds for anyone, 'specially when the three in question have two legs and two tentacles too many. [ he takes a drag, as he turns to look at the one trapped in ice, scowling. ] Couldn't save all of 'em. Best I could hope for was to keep them from making it up those stairs and turning that lad into Fancy Feast.

It was them or him. [ he shrugs, as if this kind of dark dilemma is an unfortunate but inevitable part of his every day experience ] I picked him.

[druidisms]

Most people would. He's kid. [ he claps his hand on dimitri's shoulder as well to imbue him with a surge of mmm healy goodness. (cure moderate wounds +18 hp) ] Displacer beasts... [ he looks at the ice. ] They're not as dumb as that piece of ignorant shit. [ he hates teenagers. ] Cornered, fucking conjured, of course they're going to fight back. But displacer beasts hate and that is all. They kill for pleasure, not just food. They don't learn. That tool will.

[cigam]

[ zee freezes on the steps to look back down between the two of them, one hand moving to her hip ] Like you said yourself, Harrison, that tool is a kid. One who likely just lost his parents because of something he did, which he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. So before I bring him downstairs? How about we dial up the empathy a notch and keep in mind that the situation itself is going to have taught him a lot more than any of us could via lecture.

[likeagod]

I think we can all agree this isn't a mistake he's likely to make again.

[Basically he agrees with you Zee. Completely.]

[rituals]

If it's all the same, I think I'll join you ladies in fetching the lad. He knows I was here, probably less likely to lash out at the two of you if he sees a familiar face first.

[ex_psionic439]

[Whatever. Adam agrees with Gus tbh but he will just roll his eyes because apparently mommy coddling the asshole who thought this shit was a good idea was being insensitive. Tell it to his head wound basically. Which was no longer bleeding at least thanks to Gus (which could be why he won Adam's vote who knows).]

Cool. We'll be down here. [Which may as well have been "Bye, Felicia" at this point.]

[druidisms]

[ you're the new favorite, adam. he casts cure light wounds on himself, sharing it with mellie for +13 hp. which is enough at least to stem the bleeding from his head and make mellie good to go. he should have brought potions. :( ]

Aside from the blood loss, you both okay?

[likeagod]

[Wow Adam, there's mommy coddling and then there's not being a dick. Learn the difference.

He gives Gus a nod.]

We were fortunate. That could have ended much more poorly.

[ex_psionic439]

[Somehow Adam reasons that getting your family slaughtered trumps being insensitive about someone dumb enough to get their family slaughtered. Go figure.]

Weren't there supposed to be like six of those things?

[likeagod]

There were several, but I don't believe there were six. Perhaps you were confused since they each had six legs instead of four.

[druidisms]

I miscounted. [ he ain't afraid to say he fucked up. oh well. but clearly zee and constantine are taking too long, so... gus is gonna go speed shit up a bit. ]

Stay here. [ he can boss you around because he is the boss. and he doesn't say it bossily, just sort of to indicate that he is going up. which he does. brb. ]