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Fredrick Jr. ([personal profile] nepotism) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend2014-09-02 07:05 pm

debriefing ♔ in the emptiness there's a solution | just look within yourself for absolution



♬ locking up the sun
- poets of the fall

WHO || Wynn, Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Gar, Archer, Des, Vi, Rafael, Fred Jr., Dumage, Mark, Rocket, open! [Closed]
WHAT || Andres Mission Debrief & Aftermath
WHERE || Knights HQ, lobby etc.
WHEN || September 18th [forward dated*]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.


There are plenty of missions that return to the castle a success - most of them, even. The defeated air of the solemn group that returns from their diplomatic mission to Andres Isle to hear the demands of dictator Dimitris Sarandis makes it quite clear that this wasn't one of those.

Starting with Sarandis' actual demands - for all Knights to withdraw from Andres under penalty of death, or for Wynn to offer his own head in return for Thomas' safe return - and ending with the unexpected, disturbing confession from Kat that she intended to stay behind on the island because she had "fallen in love with" the dictator, the events of the island made it very clear that Sarandis was cannily playing his hand to get the Knights where he wanted them.

Fred Jr. shoves open the doors with his unnatural strength, stalking in ahead of the group into the lobby. Whoever's on desk duty isn't going to have to roll a high wisdom check to see that these people are pissed... and distraught... and a myriad of other emotions on the bad end of the scale.

*I am changing the date of the briefing log and Andres log/live session to have taken place in September, to avoid us being in backdated hell forever, and to allow for a September squiring ceremony before apps are closed. Carry on... in the future!
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
what's so gross???

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Fifty frapps.

Well, more specifically fifty frapps coming back up when someone's head gets blown off and you have to run for like ... a mile.

But fifty frapps is kind of gross all by itself too. Unless you were like that girl from Precious or something.


[I apologize for his existence.]

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, speaking of heads getting blown off...
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
so you totally insult me and call me the girl from precious, then you want me to blow you? YOU ARE THE WORST!! [but then there's like the cat crying laughing emoji at the end so she's probably not serious.]

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it means something that I'd still want you to blow me even if you were the girl from Precious, honestly.

Which you aren't, for the record.
[Insert boy and girl kissy emoji heart suck up chans, followed by the a-ok sign and finger pointing to it s-so subtle.]
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
it was hyperbole anyway, it takes me forever to finish a venti. ugh, you're so dumb. so ... bjs then sbux?

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
If you insist. :)
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
quid pro quo, though. you better pay up.

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured you weren't just being overeager when you put "bjs," plural. You know I'm good for it.
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
perfect :)

you know everyone is probably fucking like rabbits right now, right? i wonder if i should put the condom basket at the front desk again.

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The karma boost probably couldn't hurt.

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-07 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, I should try to do something nice.
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-07 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! well i already dibsed the condom basket thing. maybe you can buy the drinks for the people behind us at starbucks?

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Does it even count if I'm just trying to rack up good karma points though?

I feel like I'm having an existential crisis over here.
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-08 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
just be my sexy battlefield nurse. i'm gonna heal so many people and get like five million karma points. maybe i'll get to perform surgery!! [kawaii excited emoji here. it's probably another cat one.

yep. this is your girlfriend. hoping someone gets so fuqed on the battlefield she'll get to perform surgery. horrible ppl otp.]

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Lmao he just stares at this shit for a hot minute like what even. But she said sexy nurse so he eventually shrugs it off like it's okay. Nevermind that he will probably be the one who is getting fucked up in that scenario. Who needs to think rationally about impending war when blowies are at stake?]

Hot.
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
hell yeah. so where are we hooking up? your room, my room? light wing? in the car?

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Is all of the above an option?
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
sounds ambitious, but sure.

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've got stamina for days. You don't even know.
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-08 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
where are you right now?

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Near the lobby. Want me to meet you somewhere?
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[personal profile] pathology 2014-09-08 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
no it's ok, i can meet you there. i wanna find the condom basket first.

[personal profile] ex_psionic439 2014-09-08 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Might want to hang on to a few of those.

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