after-party ♔ september

[wynn]

♬ Jeux d'eau - Ravel

WHO || Wynn, any and all Knights not currently on missions (if you are uncertain if your character would be at the castle for this, ask!)
WHAT || Squiring Ceremony Afterparty
WHERE || Knights Headquarters, the Ballroom
WHEN || September 6th, 2014, 6:00PM
HOW || Prose OR Actionspam

The "afterparty" is rumored to be the real main event of the night. A black-tie affair in the lavish, opulent ballroom, it is every new Knight's chance to mingle and meet some of their new brothers in arms. Of course, a couple hours are provided following the ceremony for everyone to change, do hair and makeup, and choose from the vast array of formal attire in the closets of the balcony "dressing rooms" located at the top of spiraled staircases on either side of the ballroom. A separate dressing room exists for men and women, and they include full bathrooms (with, thankfully, very modern plumbing).

The squires are usually among the last to arrive, and the ballroom is full to the brim with a fancy array of people, of all shapes, sizes and species.

Hope you aren't shy. They're all here to meet you.

Feel free to make your own open threads for people to come congratulate your newly pledged knight.

ooc; also if your Knight wants to get all gussied up, you can make a Disguise (Cha) check for how good they were at hair/makeup/stylin', etc! This goes for... any time.

Comments

[arrested]

You fell off a roof and got yourself killed. [ okay and yeah maybe did save everybody, shut up Nathan she doesn't like it when you have a point, it's unnerving. ]

[autorevive]

[it's ok, it only happens about as often as hayley's comet.] Yeah, but I died a hero! Sure, I got better later, but details.

[arrested]

No, you died a twat. [ she smiles sweetly at him, as if she's said something nice. ]

[autorevive]

All heroes are twats. Lance Armstrong, Ghandi, Batman ... it's just the circle of life.

[arrested]

Lance Armstrong? [ see the face in the icon. she is making the face in the icon. ]What the dick with a bike and one ball?

[autorevive]

He biked around the world with one ball, didn't he?!

[arrested]

Didn't he like inject heroin into his dick and then lie about it or something? [ no Alisha, that is not what he did ]

[autorevive]

[his wis check was good enough to not believe that ... but his pop culture check was low enough for...] No, he shoved horse steroids up his anus. Hence the whole twat thing.

[arrested]

And let me get this straight, you think this guy is a hero?

[autorevive]

Have you biked around the world with only one testicle? His balance has to be all out of whack. Didn't he win the Olympics? [he says it like the olympics is all .....one contest....]

[arrested]

[ she has a think, because apparently she's not actually sure? (wis 8). maybe you can win the olympics, who knows. ]

No wasn't that that bloke. You know. Bradley something. And anyway that woman won the olympics and she shit herself in the marathon. [ is that what you aspire to, nathan, is it? ]

[autorevive]

I shit myself all the time, at least she was doing it for a good cause.

[arrested]

You are so fucking disgusting. Why do I even talk to you?

[autorevive]

You want some of my knightliness to rub off on you, I imagine. Like mold. Or herpes.

[arrested]

[ she makes a noise, a bit like something crawled into the back of her throat and started to die ] In your dreams, yeah?

[autorevive]

Just keep saying that, until I'm Lancelot and you're raking up my horse's shit! [SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SQUIRE NATHAN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. but, on that note ... he is walking away.]